I know, right? Seems like the original problem is they were hippie idiots for offering to cook their friends a meal once a week. I can't imagine a scenario where I would ever think that is a good idea. That is totally a self-inflicted wound.

Just eat at the bar and maybe have a conversation with someone you don't know. Chance meeting new people. I don't know how any self-actualized adult without other more pressing things to worry about can possibly be intimidated by eating dinner alone. Why would you care about other people judging you? Anyone…

It's almost like you read my last comment, but did not process a single word of it. Star for the Sunny reference.

Oh, well I followed you because you seem nice. Maybe follow me back sooner or later under your normal account and talk me down from screaming at some random :)

It's not that my first thought was I don't care, I really was intrigued by the subject matter. I think the author did a crap job of explaining why this is a thing I should care about. It's not like I don't want to understand this, I really honestly do want to get it. Just the small exchange we have had is more…

No, I'm actually neutral in my sexual preferences, so I'm not like some boyo saying nigga cuz it sounds cool. Figure out the fucking difference.

Yeah, just like fags and queers and dykes and queens, you realize all of those words have been owned by the gay community and using them in the right context doesn't bother anyone, right? It only bothers you because you're dumb and have no actual connection to LGBTQ people.

LOL, you're one of those people who polices the language without a fucking clue what language is actually in the vernacular of the people you're white knighting for. Fuck you pal. None of the actual trans people I know, in real fucking life, have ever given me shit for using that term. Next time, make sure not to…

I appreciate what you're saying, but Jez was definitely billed as a feminist website at one time. May not be now, but it was, and a lot of casual readers still think of it that way.

Cool, it's nice to meet you too.

Right. So in other words, you haven't been reading Jez for very long and you weren't around years ago when it was very much billed as a feminist website. Got it.

It's insane that a supposedly feminist website published that. I cannot fucking believe I just read that on Jezebel.

Really? The feminists and the fags reacting negatively to this article and the subculture in general should just get off their high horse? Are you fucking kidding me?

Ok, sure. So some bored white males who live in the suburbs are so fucking bored, male preg fantasy is now a thing.

Yeah, because Michigan State and Detroit are totally the same thing.

Duh, the Falcons always play the Pistons on New Years Day. It's called the Winter Classic. Dude, do you even sportsball?

I bet the Hawks have a better field goal percentage.

Watch hockey much?

It was actually $11 total, but still see what I mean. Don't remember the name of the theater but it was in suburban Detroit when I was house sitting for my parents.

I've come to realize that most social things I'm obligated to go to consist of at best 20% actual-something-bordering-on-fun and 80% thinking about getting the fuck out of there. I don't even really care for house parties around the holidays or Halloween with old friends anymore. That's more like 50-50 but I'd still…