1) I didn't read Tubing's post until after I posted my own reply.

I love that this idiot got burned twice in one thread by trying to be a pedantic asshole. Never tell someone to look something up without looking it up yourself first. That falls under the umbrella of the rule "google first before talking out of your ass."

Don't mind if I do! From Webster's:

Lol. Being a republican is not an innate thing you're born into being, it takes a lifetime of misguided choices to become one of those assholes. You can climb down from your cross now.

I assumed gays and Jews were covered under the umbrella of atheists.

Meh, it happens to everyone.

Stunning failure at U.S. history and geography on display here. Also a good example of why you should google before commenting.

Yes, fuck you. I'm not angry, but I certainly have empathy for the angry people who get stuck in a mess created by inconsiderate assholes. And since you've taken it upon yourself to white knight for said inconsiderate assholes, fuck you too.

So in other words, you have no fucking idea what traffic is like in the Bay Area. Got it.

When I used to run my own department I used to create bullshit projects for me to do all the time. I'd tell the boss I needed to reorganize this or that because I needed to be able to do this other thing for client X as soon as they call it in. My boss didn't need or want to understand it as long as he didn't have to…

We also have A LOT of idiots.

But the hoonage though! Won't somebody think of the precious hoonage?

Something like this can last 5, maybe 10 mins tops.

Dude, fuck you. It's a great way to ruin people's days and make them late for shit they need to get to. It's a great way to keep emergency services from saving people's lives. It's a great way to keep firefighters from a burning building.

The other 8% are police stings on Law & Order.

I think this line is extremely telling of his mindset:

MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host: "God, did you hear about Robin Williams?"

My only take away from this is Peter King is fucking deranged.

Glad I'm not imagining that.

Reminds me of this gem from Ken Layne