That was my first thought as well.

Willy Nelson lives there, or used to or something. That is all.

It's written from the perspective of someone who isn't a fan telling a fan why their team sucks. How fucking hard is that to understand?

What about the Indiana Pacers? They're a team named after a different sport, how fucking weird is that?

Wait, Detroit's gone? Do you really believe that?

I guess in your super fandom you skipped the part where Brett Hull is the son of legendary Blackhawk Bobby Hull. You know, the Bobby Hull whose #9 hangs in the rafters at the United Center.

I bet that guy's life is just one embarrassing blunder after another.

I wonder what the context of this is. If this is about the border and the Guatemalan kids, that would be just too precious.

Learn your history you Fucktard.

Best president other than JFK, that's a new one.

Oof, "Brett hall". Now that is an unfortunate mistake to make when you're trying to establish your cred as a real hockey fan. Facepalm.

I loved those bags! Ripping them open and having the pizza vapor hit you in the face was quite a satisfying feeling.

More than anything else, it's that fucking smirk that makes me hate him.

Yeah, her fine motor skills seem to be shot, this doesn't look like vertigo to me at all. Her brain is telling her arm what to do and her arm is not cooperating at all. I hope she got a CAT and I hope she's ok.

Sickening. That is like 6 multiples of millions of dollars. Good thing big American cities like New York, LA, Chicago, and Miami don't piss that away as part of their operating cost in 3 weeks, or else this article would seem really stupid. Almost like "hey, look at what these dumb fucks in the tiny hamlet of Dubai…

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Shit. I know no one cares about my goddamn fantasy team but, fuck. I'd like to not have to think about fantasy hockey for just a little while.