There needs to be a Part II of this:

It can go into the DNA profile database, which can help catch serial rapists. So if you either get a hit on an unknown or (as is the case with many kits) it’s a case where the perpetrator is known, you can help identify future victims whose kits aren’t past the statute. Plus, the info that someone is a serial rapist…

I want her list to be longer. Like Unedited Footage of A Bear long.

It’s a lot easier to use the DNA you got from the kit than to play games with the accused’s lawyer to get a DNA sample from them. I don’t think it really works if you just ask them nicely, and you can’t legally just take it.

In the words of the wise Tina Fey:

Thank you Hillary. This is a story that makes me smile because the badass women are getting shit done. And makes me furious that it has taken badass women who can get shit done, to get shit done because all the fucking men who run shit found a way to get all the weed smokers in jail but not the fucking rapists.

I’ll bite. The Holly Jameson story reads like bad fan fiction, or tales of bravado from 9-year olds. Maybe my heart is jaundiced, or maybe Jimmy Kimmel has ruined the Internet, but I’m calling a big, emphatic “fake” on that story.

Everything is going off the tracks in Wisconsin.

Odd that such a tough, inspirational leader-badass looks so much like the most cowardly coward who ever cowered.

“...We just want to keep serving the elderly poor as we have always done for 175 years.”

Stop trying to make repealing Obamacare happen. It's not going to happen.

In this picture, she’s at home. She can and probably does put her hair up tight for practice and competitions. Up and tight doesn’t mean mechanically or chemically straightened.

Her expression/hair/posture could not be more perfect. #yaskweenyas

Cuckoo bananas is the perfect description for it.

I’m so tired of my curly hair not being “nice” or “professional” enough. It’s so ridiculous that curly hair has some kind of weird value attached to it.

BE...OPPRESSIVE! B-E...OPPRESSIVE! B-E O-P-P R-E-S-S-I-V-E!

Ugh, what smarmy condescending ass. Fucking hell, every single GOP option is completely awful.

Is this fake baby in a car seat? ..... but ...... why?!?!?!

As a Rutgers alum I read through this article waiting to see some accurate slams of my schools’ football team only to find the largest slam of all- they weren’t even mentioned

Upon my return to her table, she meekly asks me, “Can I have a glass of ice, please?” Wow, my first please from her. ...Wow, a thank you, too....she finally figured out not to screw with restaurant servers. The best part, they left a huge tip too, well in excess of 25%.