I love these, and I’m generally not a fan of pastels. I think I may have been truamatized by Marsala.

“The biggest accomplice of violence is the silence...”

I . . . I think you just nailed how I feel about having kids and why I feel that way. It’s been difficult for a number of years to explain it - even to myself. But yeah, in addition to the “God, this world can be so shitty” aspect of not chomping at the bit to have kids, it’s the CONSTANT judging moms face that puts a…

I realize I don’t have shizz on some of these (my GOD, am I so horrified and upset for some of you!), but this still stings when I think of it.

Calling a person “fat” . . . the go-to insult of lame-brained playground bullies everywhere.

Because I suck at the Kinja - ETA this gem. Yes, I am one of those yahoos. This was taken rougly 18 (!!!!!!) years ago, and spurred a whole Spam and Sporks THING amongst my group of band/choir nerds (most of whom I’m still in contact with and love dearly to this day).

Glad to see band nerds continuing to be ridiculous pervs. :D

I can’t imagine this ISN’T in violation of some campaign finance regulation. I just need to find which ridiculously obscure regulation it is . . .

I’d really LOVE to see what the entire jury pool looked like, before jumping to conclusions about which members were excluded by which attorney and why.

My first thought exactly. Let’s keep doing what doesn’t work!

I’m a golfer. I’m just thinking maybe Tay and I could play a round some time. I don’t know.

Yeah, but what’s with the golf club?

I am 100% team Miranda here. Her next album is probably going to be my new post-break-up soundtrack.

Please this. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE this. I hate what the Koch Brothers are Walker is doing to my state, and I certainly don’t want to see that unleashed onto the entire nation.

I feel like this may be retribution for us making fun of Minnesota for the Queen of Delusions that is Michele Bachmann. If so, I’ve never wished to take back anything so hard in my life.

But wait! There’s more! From her Q&A with Denise Ilitch:

So, I finally took the time to read the whole transcript. I want to cry/rage/break stuff/petition to have this judge disbarred. The oldest CLEARLY STATES he saw his father hit his mother. This is domestic violence. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SCREAMING DV! I am not at ALL shocked an abusive ass did nothing to keep his…

This kid WITNESSED domestic violence, doesn’t want to go with/speak to dad as a result, and the judge thinks it’s even remotely appropriate to order the kids to spend time with a KNOWN ABUSER?

You’re going to have a hell of a time!

There is nothing I hate about this. Nothing.