I’m so glad he is being sent away to camp, especially considering how wonderfully that worked the first time after the sister incident. He never strayed again!

It would “annoy her”? Bitch, will it annoy you to take my insurance company’s money? No? Then shutya damn mouth and put the IUD in.

“Our motives were not to insult or look down on anyone, not to be sexist,”

This should be a bingo game, complete with squares for “good Christian” and “have a sense of humour”

It’s amazing how incest and the molestation of FIVE girls was no problem, but adultery, THIS is where they draw the line.

Handfuls of reasonable Muslims is the new binders of women.

NEVER REACH ACROSS MY BAR, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

“Easier to say yes than no with raged-out older guys—as all women know.”

It’s just a few bad apples, guys. I mean just a few more. The tree is fine. Don’t even worry about it.

Oh, no the red is next to the crunchy.

Those signs were written in the bronian language. They actually translate into English to read as follows;

Sure, that works most of the time. But I don’t think douche capacity is really a good enough standard. For example, that completely ignores the superiority of douchecanoes in stealth-douche applications.

Well, it’s all about how much it can haul. Obviously, a doucheschooner hauls more than a douchecanoe, though both pale before the douchefreighter.

Now I’m a bit worried that the barista is going to get some blowback on this. I mean they used a fake name, but if Starbucks can track down the jerkface customer, it’s a short hop to figure out who the server is. I’d rather not see them get fired because some corporate tool doesn’t like it when the wage slaves vent…

Didn’t we establish that the minimum balance on a starbucks card is $5? *Checks* Yes, yes we did.

Like, I get there are people who are going to be assholes to others no matter what. Either you’re too fat or too skinny, it doesn’t matter to them, they will try to bum you out. And I get “eat a sandwich” or “ew you can see her ribs” are rude and esteem stabbing things to say to someone, and you don’t tear someone…

What is it with assholes who think everything is a zero sum game. No “thinspo” people, there is no backlash against you just because we are moving closer towards all body types acceptance. Furthermore, whatever shit you get is not because you are thin, it’s because you viciously ridicule anybody who doesn’t uphold…

It’s “dress codes” taken to their inevitable conclusion.

“I was telling myself, ‘O.K., that was the right thing to do, you were being respectful.’ ”

WCVB reports that the girl returned to St. Paul’s School in the fall, but left in November.