I don’t know whether it’s his stupid face or just that he always seems so pleased when he goes on about cutting benefits, or getting rid of minimum wage, destroying unions. I think I hate him more than any of the other GOP jackassery, and that includes Trump. I know Trump is just trolling with his bullshit.

Walker the idiot Ranger

Scouts should not be used as a political football on issues that can often be heated and divisive.

But who is going to protect the children from *you*, Scott Walker?

Seriously in Georgia we have open primaries so I don’t even have to register as a Republican (thank god) but I am going and voting for fucking Trump as an attack on Walker. I grew up in Illinois, and it sickens me what he’s done to Wisconsin (and what Rauner is now apparently trying to do back home).

FUCKABEES!

illegal immigration leads to a “bad element” coming into the country

“Calling them a racist is sort of a way to end a legitimate and thoughtful discussion and that’s unfortunate.”

29071092473109719037975658923649823648926498168239812301, I’m pretty sure.

he’s a Koch-bot.

Since when does compassion mean “rampant lies on my campaign video, taking away working people’s weekends, doubling my state’s income inequality, and slashing university budgets by 250 million all while eliminating thousands of government jobs that require post graduate education” ?

It’s like Stephan curated BCO

I need to print the one out about the three-year-old peeing into a cup and paste it all over the walls of the bathroom. If a three-year-old can pee in a cup, grown ass men can sure as shit pee without spraying all over the walls, floor, and (memorably) ceiling.

Well, she does say “cents,” and even five year olds have access to that kind of money. A five year old really has no concept of the difference between a quarter and $10,000.

Actually, sometimes we do. We’re not perfect, especially not at 5 years old, when we think 19 cents is enough to start saving for a surgery and that because we found it in the couch, it’s ours. And sometimes, poor parents don’t want to take the 19 cents away from a five year old to pay the bills because the thought of…

NO SWIFT CANNOT HAVE HER ABSOLUTELY NOT

what is that, a gif for ants?

UGH

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.