I threw back my head and laughed at this specific line:

“I’ve never cried over fireworks before but when they went off in Liberty I had a change of heart,” Davis said. “The part of our national anthem that talks about the bombs bursting in air and how our flag was still there made me think of how those men and women were persecuted (during the American Revolution) and…

Yep, lobbying the governor to create a website that can do your job better, faster, and more cheaply than you can is definitely the smart move, Casey. What could possibly go wrong?

Wat.

So basically you want them to cook it until it’s tender? amirite?

Oh my god! I may be allergic to red! I am one of those people I hate!

I am 9 weeks pregnant and have tried to give up BCO due to some serious food aversions but I just can’t turn away.

I literally ask my sconnie friends what they want me to bring back when I go home to visit.

I find it funny how many of my “other state” friends think their people drink the most.

There is no specific quantity we have to chug, but most bars do have it on tap.....

Isn’t brandy guzzled by one gallon per adult in your state, or do I have my stereotypes mixed up?

Here in Wisconsin, we make the IRS give us our refunds in Miller Lite and Bratwurst.

Then they chase their sausage with beer! Wisconsonites know what’s going on. They got this shit DOWN.

I’m moving back to Wisconsin as soon as Scotty-fuckface-Walker is gone.

Many years ago, when I was young, I went to see a friend who was attending University of Wisconsin at Madison. It was Halloween weekend, and I was attending UT at the time, so I knew all about craziness at Halloween. Those people were insane. I am still shocked no one died that weekend. Morning until night alcohol.

Sausage. They chase it with sausage.

The best map in the world:

Well what do you think they're chasing all that glorious cheese with? IT AINT ICED TEA FRIEND.

Piper’s sentence is 15 months; I Wikipediaed it for us. Daya got pregnant early in Season 1 and had her baby at the end of Season 3, so I think a little over nine months have passed since the show started.

As someone who has watched pretty much every single episode of Drugs, Inc. and similar NatGeo shows, I’d say it is definitely possible. Aside from the pink frock, anyways ;)