She opened for RHCP a couple of years ago. I never imagined a scenario where I’d beg for the opener to come back on. I was “Starstruck” and she was “Unstoppable”. I would have said “Shove it” to Anthony and “GO!” to Flea but “I’m a Lady”. Her backup performers are “The Keepers” too.

This is the real story and I want more coverage of it!

FUN FACT:

You forgot that the original JT is also a fan of denim.

Here’s what I got from this article-

The name tag scare quotes are everything.

JEALOUS!!! I knew she was going to be a star when I saw her on that horrible Nashville Star reality competition show. I mean, where is Buddy Jewell now?

Willam also takes on her video.

Air quotes make everything better.

Candle sniffing is a serious thing!!!!

“I honestly thought...that we had your candles, at our [air quotes] off-site store.”

Holy Christ on a cracker. The first world problems are strong with that one. The Midwestern-ness is even stronger. Yikes yikes yikes.

Holy shit, this is the greatest thing ever. What are the chances that someone who would record this video remained calm in the moment at the store? Slim and none. . . slim and none. . .

“Demandy-pants.”

Now I want to make a dish that is red, and somehow both pureed *and* crunchy, to make all their heads explode.

My favorite regular from my serving days was Mr. Bartle. Never a fuss, tipped well, knew our names and always asked how my college studies were going. When he took a once-in-a-lifetime trip to the Galapagos Islands (in his mid-70s), on his return he came in one afternoon when he knew it would be slow to show us his…

You mean like this gem?

For your tea emergencies, always remember to carry a thermos of tea. To make sure your thermos does not get confused with others during said emergencies, I recommend getting your thermos monogrammed.

I swear I would watch live action recreations of Behind Closed Ovens—Like American’s Most Wanted but dumber. And MUCH funnier.

There’s no middle ground with older guests. They’re either really sweet and the best customers you’ve ever had, or they’re the absolute worst.