My views on having children are basically ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Can I take a minute to throw some massive side eye at the folks who tell you “There’s no perfect time to have a baby. You get ready when you get pregnant.” I’m turning 30 later this year and I’ve started hearing this in the last 6 months.

“Fuck you, Mrs. Mosby,” one gang member said in the courtroom after his guilty verdict earlier this year. “I just smiled,” Mosby recalls.

I mean, one advocated for justice, the other: leather sweat pants.

I need more Maya Rudolph in my life. Hell, AMERICA needs more Maya Rudolph.

Yes! My reading goals tend to involve page counts rather than # of books (because epic fantasy tends to be approximately 24598340 pages/book), and I like keeping tabs on author country of origin, gender, and race after I realized that i pretty much limit myself to white American men.

I’m trying to avoid doing pretty much all the pre- and post-wedding events with my wedding, because I hate all that crap and I think most people do too. Just show up to the wedding, people. We will feed you and let you get back to your lives.

Preach! And with every event a mandatory tithing! Registries made sense when people weren’t living on their own/ with their spouse before the wedding, but these days? Everyone I know getting married has lived with their significant other for years. They have apartments full of crap, why do you need a crystal punch…

“Her smooshed up face looked like a eager slice of wet ham”

For some reason I kept reading “Ferrari Guy” as “Guy Fieri.”

The Waldorf-Astoria has money. Their loser gun-toting guest may not. That’s my take on the order and relative importance of the lawsuits.

My honest answer is, I don’t know. I had a lot of great girlfriends, romantic and platonic, and it was by learning from them that gave me a vastly different understanding than the one I got growing up in a military family with older brothers. I’d say, for men, surround yourself with strong women friends and take what…

It would be awesome if he responded to that by actually doing a segment on “feminist propaganda” in which he mocks all of the idiots who consider the idea that women are human beings deserving of equal rights to be propaganda.

This is incredibly satisfying. I remember a comment on one of the Last Week Tonight videos (I know, I know, never read the comments) was a bunch of bros asking for an exposé on “feminist propaganda”. It bothered me that a person could enjoy John Oliver’s show, appreciate the leanings the show has in highlighting…

Same! These kinds of extreme looks do not suit me (I look, in the face, like the middle-aged Talbots-loving pearl-wearer that I am). But I enjoy seeing them enormously, and getting the whole process laid out is great fun!

Yeah yeah. It’s cool they won their case and all. But more importantly, I want to do FILTH with Adam Horovitz.

Jeebus, how hard is this? Don’t use Beastie Boys music in your commercials. Full stop. Yes, “Sabotage” is a fun song. There are other songs to make your product seem radical.

That’s weird. Because I always thought the Beastie Boys were known to let suits

Husband designed them. Mimics the art on the back on our first stove in our first kitchen that we shared together. We love to cook, eat and entertain.