I would've just said "am not human, am dancer"

That was the best match I ever got and I'm a woman. I would much rather go on a date with Mindy and talk about makeup and shoes and gossip than any of the randos I've met through online dating.

I guess you can read racism into anything. But you do realize that besides Kimmy, the only "positive" characters are non-white? Do you think Dong—who is an immigrant—shouldn't have broken english? Should Tittus be a boring accountant instead of a fun gay? The maid in the bunker cares so little about white people that…

I just bought three pairs of shoes for $35 from Chicos. Big Friday win.

"'food is not love,' Ham says. "

Wha???

"he reached roughly the weight of 4 or 5 dachshunds"

What kind of fucking idiot asshole feeds their dog a diet of white castle burgers and pizza? I didn't click any of the links or watch the video so maybe that's a joke. If it's not a joke and the previous owner actually did that they should never have pets (or children) again. I hate to be That Commenter, but that's…

This seems apt:

There's just no way anyone can be devoted to anything even vaguely resembling Christ's message and think this is an acceptable way to behave. No way.

What is with these women? They all look fucking gorgeous without makeup. It's not fair.

I know, right?! We're the Florida of the north!

I am going to do everything in my power to make "Swag hood, Joyce." be the new "Cosign/ditto/+1".

My home state has gone full Florida.

Okay, Wisconsin. What's going on?!

I wear makeup every day (not schlubby at home days, obvs) and I did not previously believe myself to be unusual in that, and yet somehow this whole series has been populated by women who wear almost no makeup on the regular. I feel like I must be a unicorn. But since I had no idea that I was alone in makeup wearing,…

"The screams are exhilarating, making the fire of hatred for her burn within my heart so much more greater."

I don't know what it says about me that "22 year old boyfriend" is the part that is sticking with me.