I love the color and texture!!! I have a hard time styling my hair as well, hence, when it's curly, I just let it go fucking wild. I spent so many years fighting it, that I'm all IDGAF. I have days when I walk out of the house, without combing my hair and curls all over the place. Then again, I live in VT, so you…

If corporations are truly people, McDonald's is the guy who takes five ones on the table at the start of the meal, announces that it's the tip, and pockets one for every time the waiter's groveling is insufficient.

Way to screw up her birthday forever after the divorce.

Remember before the Internet when people just fucking proposed with a goddamn ring in a champagne glass/piece of chocolate cake/etc.?

Can I mention how lucky I am to have a man who made me wait at a spot at Glacier National Park for 5 minutes for 4 other people to leave in order to ask me, quietly, to marry him. No videos, no cameras, no audience. I am lucky.

How to make a proposal all about you 101

This is a really weird way to announce you're Hillary's new speech writer, Erin.

I straighten my hair on most occasions. When I show up to work with my curls, the usual reaction is "oh, you got your hair done, it looks nice!" :/

I love me some Queen Elizabeth 2.0, but can we talk about whatever is happening back there???

9.8/10

SUR is the backdrop for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spinoff, Vanderpump Rules, which follows a group of young people with various mental health issues and social skill deficits as they pretend to work in a restaurant.

How do people not know the joys of Milk-Steak?

Cerberus is by far the best name I've heard for an IUD.

I have to reject that based on scientific reasons, since the IUD isn't really a barrier method! The sperm can get up in there allllll it wants. I would 100% call it Hades though, just cause... why not. He rules the land of the unliving, so he would def be a good little IUD guy hanging out in my cervix, making sure…

That is a great idea. I'm voting for Zeus, because that dude knew how to get into wombs.

Honestly I am a bit tired about the delicate femininity that various birth controls use in their ads. I mean as someone who loves the outdoors and is dating someone who loves the outdoors its kinda key that her birth control can be tough.

WOMBSANITY!

I wish someone would make a really butch sounding IUD. I would 100% get an IUD that was called something like "ThunderGuts" and came with one of those Detroit type "this is America, we don't worry about being fancy, we just get the damn job done" commercials.

I weep at the perfection of that liner.

Since first making an arrabbiata sauce years ago, I've made it a habit to sauté crushed red pepper in olive oil at the start of almost every tomato sauce I make, regardless of its intended use.