I am fairly certain she would make a PERFECT companion for my Chihuahua/Jack Russel/deer mix. I WANT HER. But, given that I’m not in CA and my life right now isn’t conducive to more than one insane little mutt, I’m going to have to pass. You know, I love/hate stories like these . . . I just want to adopt ALL the dogs.

Stalking is fucking TERRIFYING, and I don’t think nearly enough people understand that. I had opposing counsel once indicate to me they thought it was a “puppy love” situation and it was just cute. As someone who routinely handles these cases, and has been the victim of not one, but TWO stalkers, I can tell you it is…

I will claim that baby goat. (Sorry not sorry, rightful owner.)

I, for one, would like to see a specific breakdown of the "cooking shows" being watched. There is a marked difference between, say, Paula Deen/Guy Fieri/Sandra Lee and Alton Brown/Rick Bayless/Jacques Pepin.

Never change, Mackenzie. Never change.

WHAT ABOUT GALWAY?! Western Ireland, so beautiful . . . so frequently overlooked.

I LOVE THIS SERIES. Love. LOVE!

Huh. I just wanted to see Posner weigh in here, partly due to my legal nerdery, partly due to the fact I can't EVEN with this BS. When thinking about what I learned about the teachings of the late great JC himself, I just keep picturing this with respect to this "hide it for cemeteries" tactic:

Ha! I live in WI - I get the Carhartts dress code!

Please let this make its way all the way to SCOTUS so we can witness the IRL version of someone getting Ginsburned.

I AM SO JEALOUS!! Your hair is stunning!! Thanks for the pointers. I currently have shoulder-ish length hair, which is really thick and tightly curled toward the nape of my neck, then thins out near my temples/at my crown, and the curl pattern is just . . . whatever it feels like being that day. I am trying to…

This is why I always thought it was HORRIBLE to propose on a day that had greater significance than something just between the couple. I mean, I guess I could become an glowy-eyed optimist and hope that nothing bad will ever happen, so that day would be amazing for multiple reasons, but let's be real: I'm not that…

Wash, condition, towel dry as long as I have time to. Blow dry quickly (I have a feeling this is where my real problem lies), then go over everything in small sections with a flat iron. I invested in a pretty good flat iron, and use thermal protectors. I'm guessing because I don't take the time to blow dry with a…

I need to learn this balance! I started straightening my hair out of vanity, then found it was easier (typically) to care for, due to the straighten-and-leave-for-a-few-days factor. However, I've been straightening (and bleaching, which I've also recently stopped) it for so long that the ends are trashed. I'm…

People are definitely noticing today. I've gotten "You look studious!" (I'm also wearing my glasses right now because my left contact was wonky this morning) and "Your hair looks so classy!" Everyone is asking if I got a perm. (Are those still a thing?)

Yes, but what is going on here? I need to know.

Baby punting, FTW.

This article totally inspired me to put down my flat iron for a while. Today is the first day I've worn my hair curly to work - and I've been here since July 2013. Some people have noticed immediately what is different, others give me that, "I know I should say something about what's different, but I don't know what…

Cerberus, the beast that guarded Styx, the entrance to Hades? I mean, I'm not overly fond of comparing any of my body parts to Hades, but Cerberus already sounds like a big pharma name.

I would be FURIOUS. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRIOOOOUUUUUSSSSSSS. That's how I feel about mayo. If I WANT to try it again just to be sure it's something I no longer hate and think will kill me if it so much as exists in a non-sealed container in the same room as me, I will.