There are no words to accurately portray just how much I dislike this man and what he is doing to the state I love so dearly.

Oh, no. None of that then. I'm allergic to green.

LOVE the concept for this series (please say this is definitely going to be a continuing series)!

I'm just chiming in on the makeup question. However, given my constant lingering in the greys, no idea whether the OP will actually see it.

I just started watching this at the suggestion of Hulu Plus (you know me so well, HP . . . so well). I am now torn between my favorite child character being Eddie Huang or Diane Johnson. Either way, both kids are straight killing these shows.

You know, a bottle of piglio griglio sounds pretty damned good right now.

Yes. To the power of infinity.

I just . . . ugh. Dammit. #notALLmidwesterners Seriously, we're not all horribly gauche and completely unaware that the cost of living here <<<<<<<<<<<< cost of living on the coasts.

Everything about the verdict makes me insanely happy and renews my optimism. HELL YES for the prosecution not backing down, HELL YES for the jury reaching the just verdict, and a super HELL YES for this woman sticking through a process that is so incredibly draining, intimidating, and typically stacked against her. …

I can't even. I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN.

I FORGOT ABOUT HER FACE!!!!

I swear this is my tiny dog's long-lost, other-species twin. Swear.

This. This right here. I knew I didn't *have* to read any further . . .

What does it say about me that all I could keep thinking was that his grammar needs work? (It says I need more coffee, which is what most things say.)

Glad I wasn't the only one to have that reaction to the laundry soap brownies. How does that even HAPPEN? Do you keep laundry soap in your kitchen? Why?? And what's firing in your brain when you think the logical substitute for sugar or flour is laundry soap?

YES!!! This was one of my all-time favorites on Conan. Legit.

NAILED IT! Thank you!

OMG, Kate McKinnon. I can't really pin-point what it is about her that I just freakin' LOVE, but it's something. She reminds me just a little of Molly Shannon, with the physical humor, but that's not exactly it.

When I first read this headline elsewhere, I was oscillating between "This has to be an Onion headline" and "People aren't really this terrible, are they?"

It's not, and they are. I don't know why I hold out such hope for humanity anymore.

I am a HUGE fan of Diane. Huge. She's my favorite character, by far!