The fact of the matter is, old people are mad shady. They are old as hell and they feel like they've earned the right to say and do whatever they please.

- Once you are past the age of 30, you should not be drinking hard liquor or mixed drinks when going out. They are hell on your system, your blood sugar, your hangover, your clean driving record and your wallet.

"Kerosene" is my go-to karaoke song. No regrets.

Miranda Break Up Songs are the BEST Break Up Songs. Totally allowed me to unleash my crazy without risking bodily harm or prison.

I had never heard of these shoes before. Of course, I had to look them up. THANK YOU! I am instantly in love and currently deciding what I can cut back on to be able to buy ALL OF THESE SHOES.

Given the subject matter I've spent all day discussing, and the subject matter I'm prepping for a who-knows-how-long meeting tomorrow night, and new matters that are sitting on my desk that need to be handled, I clicked on this, hoping against all hope it wasn't that UW . . . MY UW.

I gave this to my mother as a gift one year (she is the type that will not spend money on herself, even for something practical at a reasonable price). She loved it so much she bought a new one when ants got into the old one and she was afraid all the cleaning in the world wouldn't remove trace ant contamination.

Never. Getting. Pregnant.

Oh, I would totally support this!

I don't really dig magazines any more, but I will be buying this issue specifically for the RBG interview. I think I'd love her even if I didn't law-nerd love her.

Won't someone think of the dudebros? GAWD.

Same! I try and try and try (thank you, mom, I KNOW it's the 'most important' meal of the day), and nope. Anything more than coffee with 1% milk before 10:00 am means I feel terrible for a while. Unless, like you, I can ease into the day. Then, bring on the breakfast!

I can't stop laughing at the Village Idiot page on their site! I so so so badly want to eat here.

I want to love every last thing about this to death. But no homage to Barbie and the Rockers? Cold.

She's still one of my favorites!

Are guys getting more ridiculous as a result of people publicly calling them out on their shit? I just got a message from a guy last night. Checked out his profile, decided I wasn't interested, so I didn't respond.

A while later, I get a TIRADE from him, calling me a creeper for checking out his profile and not…

This is my new favorite and I'm stealing it!

Oh. My. Gahd. That's a thing that happened?

UGH. This is why it's hard for me to fully engage in online dating. I'm a little terrified that some dude will flip the fuck out because I either don't respond to him immediately, or don't respond in the way he is hoping. I mean, not that that has happened at all or anything. . . *sigh*

I've seen both sides of this story, first as a victim, and now as a domestic violence & sexual assault prosecutor. This is the most well-written piece relating to this whole situation I've read. Your step-by-step account of the script is spot on, and the more people realize and understand this, I think the better…