Finally - FINALLY - I can regale you all with this tale here!!

I wish I could star this a million times. I've thought nearly the same thing in other situations. It boggles my mind that people don't understand they're implicitly arguing that men are just that goddamned insensate they can't possibly control themselves or their bodies. You'd think they'd give themselves more…

We HAVE to be related. HAVE to be. I have the same exact deal with mayo, and while I know it causes me to miss out on what I've been told is all types of deliciousness, I just can't. Nope. If I took a bite BEFORE I knew something had even a trace amount of mayo in it, then someone told me it contained mayo, it…

I have a feeling it's their retaliation for having Michele Bachmann, tempered with Minnesota "nice."

Yeah. Definitely just crossed the line from "Oh - there's a famous dude that seems like someone I'd actually want to hang with" to "Would def lose my cool around him because d'aaawwwwww."

I saw those molded butter lambs this year. First year in my 30+ years of life I've ever seen one. They were on sale, and I was horrified.

I'm loving the whole Platinum album, but that song just made me think about certain not-so-bueno dudes in my former life that were trying to ride my coattails (and no, I'm not super famous or accomplished or anything, to put a frame on it). I'm not havin' that anymore.

I feel you. "Platinum" is my new "I need to feel fierce NOW" song. Love it.

MINE TOO!! Well, minus the very Southern mother (I'm a Wisconsin girl). But yeah - that, as well as some of her more "I'm a bad-ass chick" songs got me through a pretty nasty relationship/breakup.

Agreed!

I'd highly recommend Miranda Lambert to cleanse your palate as well. Particularly "Little Red Wagon."

I cannot get enough of this kid. "I don't know what it means, but I use it in . . . WOW, this is apparently annoying."

"I'm a little embarrassed . . . because I said all that stuff about my wife."

"Apparently sometimes I don't watch da news . . . because I'm a kid."

I feel ya, bro. The news was the WORST.

Are we long losts? My family teases me to this DAY because I had an absolute breakdown when my mother put a large spoonful of mayo by my face. I started sobbing, and when she asked what was wrong (after laughing at my 4-year-old ridiculousness), I responded in all seriousness as follows: "You . . . <sob sob> You…

I've gotten sucked into this show; at first, I felt ridiculous. Now, I'm a fan. Watching Kacy just totally blew me away & has inspired me to get up off my booty and get back into my running/training game. While I have no (highly delusional) thoughts of ever being able to compete at her level, I would like to have…

Phenomenal. Just phenomenal.

Damnit, guys! Thanks for crashing the site. I suppose I'll have to just carry on in my wretched singledom* because I can't determine my color.

He wins. No doubt about it.

Shortly after the hell-spawn who is my brother was home from the hospital. And no, I don't really think he's a hell-spawn anymore. But I did then (check out that super-fake smile!). And dad put up with both of us pretty well throughout the years. This is the most BJD-Dad-tastic I can recall him being, and I…