This strikes me as one of those things that will get bid into the stratosphere as a joke.

This is the part where all the Jalopnik editors come say Jag in different ways. It's a part of their mating ritual. It also is a form of bonding.

Wrong. That is what an engine fire looks like.

I tried this and it totally worked. They did leave out the part where the tennis ball is actually a brick and instead of pressing it to the lock you throw it through the window though.

Typically I use both heat and A/C at the same time. Warm dry air.

This is a great way to reduce the cool air ducted into your engine and replace it with hot air coming from your engine compartment

Alternate headline: "Holy Fuckshit, This Fucking Landslide Is Fucking Intense"

I'd be more concerned bout this one.

I did wheelbarrow donuts the other day. Basically I just ran in circles, but it was still pretty hardcore.

Have you ever listed a car for sale and didn't really want to sell it, or maybe you'd consider selling it for a certain price but would be happy to keep it if it doesn't sell?

$25.5k for a 1996 Bronco (Bro friendly Eddie Bauer edition! Oooooo).

As that screen cap must be pretty recent, I think he was actually on this:

Because racecar.

That's what I came here to say. Some cars look great with a hardtop but that thing looks like a tumor.

The hard top on that Cobra looks stupid as hell, does not flow at all.

Then rend the zombie for their precious fats/oils. Use the fats to make biodiesel to fuel the truck with a reactor/transesterification setup. Zombie fat and methanol!

The fact this vehicle exists in this form rather than in a photoshop file makes me shudder at what the rest of the owner's stuff looks like.

Always the right answer for zombies is trash compactor. Throw bait into the back (or those that have disobeyed your high command) and drive around town for your collection. Make sure your driving area is fortified first so you are safe. When zombies smell (if they do that) or sense the tasty tasty snack inside the…

Bring it on!

I'm sorry, but bravo, it takes some serious skill to fuck up that badly.