In hindsight I would probably agree with you, but at the time my internet connection was really crappy. Destruction was in order.

im pretty sure you would be murdered by every other car enthusiast on the planet, you cant destroy an original Bugatti

"Oh my gosh... my oil just broke!" the Holden screamed with expectation. The father, a Maloo, rushes the HT to the delivery room.

Or... I can just get a Nissan GTR from a dealership and not only look better and faster. I'll have a warranty.

This is why we can't have nice things. Good job America!

Open question to Jalopnik reviewers: How much is this going through your head when you're out testing cars; fast cars, slow cars, cars that climb on rocks.

The most interesting man in the world is not actually a national of any country.

So i guess that answers the age old question:

Nononononononono, THIS is how a rotary engine works:

Here's a Citroen GS' suspension in action.

Can he afford one of these?

Dear internet,

I like the idea of "mild weather testing". Like there's one crazed R&D guy in there, reporting feverishly back to an HQ with no one home.

This is fucked. Email me a photo direct matt@thesmokingtire.com and ill put that shit on blast. So sorry dude.

Damnit I thought they banned you

Your story has become tiresome. 

Here's a kid who looks like a total hippie, who has never had a drop of alcohol nor a puff of weed. He makes a shitty living and lives in his parents house while he goes to enginering school. And yet he was able to save up $13,000 to put into go-fast shit for his car. All the mechanical bits on the car are totally…

Step 1. Snow tires

I think I found footage of that wonderful police department.