Red is Crunk.

I'm not really much of a troll, but the idea of all the 'Porsche is Sacred' snobs just biting through their Meerschaums at the very thought of this abomination makes me smile. Love the cranky roar of an unmuffled diesel barfing fumes out of the back of a 911, screw you, pretension.

Just don't lose it! There's no replacement for misplacement.

Texas

I'm guessing you missed the blip.

Bad Driving Tips

I love the apex pickup lines. I think it would work at the end too.

If you want it and it doesn't get picked, I'll submit it to blipshift myself. And if it still doesn't get picked, you can print them to your hart's content.

HOON

Pictured: Hardigree visting the AP central office.

Pictured: Raphael Orlove attending a Prius Club of America meeting

Batshit.

Your faith in humanity is touching, if misplaced.

Those are a dime-a-dozen over there on justrolledintotheshop - the best ones are like works of art:

Welcome to Jalopnik!

I have no idea how either of those things work.