Except the tape in question is far more likely to look like this, than like a stupid 80's audio cassette. Its not antiquated technology, but rather just something that hasn't been marketed to home users in a very long time.

Red is Crunk.

I'm not really much of a troll, but the idea of all the 'Porsche is Sacred' snobs just biting through their Meerschaums at the very thought of this abomination makes me smile. Love the cranky roar of an unmuffled diesel barfing fumes out of the back of a 911, screw you, pretension.

Just don't lose it! There's no replacement for misplacement.

Texas

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I love the apex pickup lines. I think it would work at the end too. Read more

Could be worse...

If I saw a female wearing ANY of these shirts I would ask them to marry me on the spot.

If you want it and it doesn't get picked, I'll submit it to blipshift myself. And if it still doesn't get picked, you can print them to your hart's content.

HOON

Pictured: Hardigree visting the AP central office.

400 HP, 400 lb/ft, 0-60 is... I forget what, but surprisingly low. Edit: 6.2. Not quick for a car, perhaps, but for a zip code, quick. Read more

Batshit.