Yeah! Agreed! Baddrivingtips! Woo!

She's capped, captain!

Bada bing, bada boom!

Love this one! Would purchase.

Exaggeration. It's closer to a 2007.

And even with the LEDs it still manages to look like it's from 2005.

I would like to, but running two different pages like that would make my head probably implode in a goey mess or something. Also I'm lazy. Twitter just happens to be the perfect platform for spewing out my idea, and I can use it from my phone whenever I get something particularly stupid. But I will look into what I… Read more

THIS IS ME! AHAHAH!

NOO. That's absolutely sickening. I'm up in Canada so its not like I'll see it on the street or anything, but I'll see what I can do from here. Hopefully it's just the impound thing. That beetle is one of my favorite vehicles I've ever seen on jalopnik.

That sounds correct!

You should carry a leaf blower with you to all these events.

ITS GOT A 4 ENGINE.

AH HA. So you're notorious BSK on tumblr! I remember following you from a story long ago where you posted a link to your blog, but I couldn't remember who it was on here.  Read more

It now looks like a stunted unicorn.

I can see both pictures fine, so idk whats up. Read more

Did you realize vomit can come out of your tear ducts? Read more

Yes, good job you. 3 oppoints for you.

"Still looked this good?" what does it look like now? pics?

Okay fine. I was HOPING for a picture of "Titties Eclipse Sunken Testes" and was greatly disappointed.

I was 100% expecting a picture after the jump.  Read more