Those are pretty much exactly the first names that come to mind when I think about those golden days. STC migrated over to The Awl for a while.

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

[Gillian raises pickax]

Love would be redeemed in my eyes if it ends with Gillian’s character brutally murdering Paul Rust.

Toucher & Rich?

Here, let’s speed it up a little bit.

Bills fan, eh?

Do you mean Cash Cab Calloway and the Kardashian women?

This is the worst conversation ever to appear on the internet.

Places NFL policy does not apply:

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Just Explaining

What’s the “J.E.” for?

Someone took this picture when his agent called him about the role a few years ago

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

Who in the hell taught you to do that? You deserve what you got

Planet X

I think the most unbelievable part of the patrolman’s story is that he didn’t repeatedly shoot Chandler Jones.