The strip sack was nice, but I am always partial to the Return of the Mack.

There’s the Steelers fan/hero we need. 

Sean Spicer’s New Book Is Apparently Littered With Dumb Errors

Here’s a Dylan Thomas quote for ya: “An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.”

“We now go live to But What About Colonel Sanders Stadium”

So he name-dropped the only good cops out there? I don’t see a problem here.

Or perhaps that the Democratic Party itself isn’t committed to this platform?

Alternate title:  Apples to Assholes.

And I encourage Chiefs fans to go ahead and make those vacation plans for the weekend after the first round of playoff games.

The Crapture.

Eau de humanity

Can we back up slightly and talk more about your roommate selection criteria?

A Moveable Least

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

This is the custom Wagoneer I want:

They’re manufactured in the same factory.

Those are pretty much exactly the first names that come to mind when I think about those golden days. STC migrated over to The Awl for a while.

What the fuck does global warming have to do with this?

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.