[Gillian raises pickax]

Love would be redeemed in my eyes if it ends with Gillian’s character brutally murdering Paul Rust.

Toucher & Rich?

Bills fan, eh?

Do you mean Cash Cab Calloway and the Kardashian women?

This is the worst conversation ever to appear on the internet.

Places NFL policy does not apply:

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Just Explaining

What’s the “J.E.” for?

Someone took this picture when his agent called him about the role a few years ago

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

Who in the hell taught you to do that? You deserve what you got

I think the most unbelievable part of the patrolman’s story is that he didn’t repeatedly shoot Chandler Jones.

I disagree. I think the reason we don’t label Manziel’s problems as “alcoholism” is because calling him an alcoholic will make him a sympathetic figure and the media has long labeled Manziel as a villain and it’s too late to go back on that now.

Peyton, it was a joke.

Ratliff destroyed the game clock on the practice field, smashing it and kicking it.

Oh my God! That sounds so dangerous. And how could you even throw fences like that?

Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?