Andrew Cuomo looks like Day 3 of a cocaine bender.

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I live next to an elementary school. In the summer, so does Mister Softee. On WFH days, right around the three hour mark of hearing the jingle, I contemplate murder.

Pete Carroll looks like what would happen if John Kerry fucked a $20 bill.

First reaction to this photo was that Blake Bortles looks weird in a suit.

Throwing in training camp is so easy a caveman could do it.

“I meant to say ‘nuggets’.”

But will he give us our stars back?

Oh, that’s much better than calling it Marshawn Lynched.

That’s a fine looking shooting-brake!

Democrats in the food industry should be better than that. Just spit in her food.

Gruden needed to free up a roster spot for the ghost of Ken Stabler.

I was indifferent to Tonya’s situation before, but Magot Robbie’s portrayal made me Kerrigan.

I-land in the Stream of Terrible Oakland Signings

“We could be looking at a new era of new embarrassments Pretty standard for Jacksonville.” —Steve Rosenbloom

Why do all the Trump women sort of look the same?

The Jungle Cruise is thematically tied to the nearby Skipper’s restaurant. Both the boat skippers and waitstaff have a constant spiel of terrific puns and will keep dads in stitches.

Oh you know, quietly clawing my way out of the greys. Good to see a friendly face! I chat Bookish on fb a little, but miss some of old commentariat like Saythatscool and Resipsa.

In fairness, it’s the only thing the Raiders have capable of finishing a drive.