Big deal. I’m going to make that much on Wednesday night.

I disagree. I think the reason we don’t label Manziel’s problems as “alcoholism” is because calling him an alcoholic will make him a sympathetic figure and the media has long labeled Manziel as a villain and it’s too late to go back on that now.

Chewbarka

Yeah, but there’s a difference between being able to do a convincing impersonation of a performance that’s already been given, than actually delivering a solid performance of new material.

Peyton, it was a joke.

Ratliff destroyed the game clock on the practice field, smashing it and kicking it.

Oh my God! That sounds so dangerous. And how could you even throw fences like that?

The best part of that touchdown was watching Ryan Mallett pretend to be happy about it.

“This isn’t what we meant.”

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

Yet you’re here

This guy’s got a real fucked up definition of a “Perfect 10”

Barber: What kind of look are you going for, bud?

I couldn’t imagine the putting two Tarsem movies on the list. If you had to choose, The Fall is visually better than The Cell.

Were those pork-freyed pies?

[T]here was an actual person named Pythagoras who lived and died around 570-495 BCE

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