Nah, that’s exactly what she’s saying. It was fine for the shame cycle to end his career, what wasn’t fine was when people started saying “Hey, hold on, that’s an overreaction” which is certainly an arguable position - it’s not like the man is ineducable. He’s a guy who made a stupid joke, he’s not a dog that mauled a…

“We need to get out of the shame-spiral… well, we can spiral a little… only until it gets to the exact resolution I believe in.”

A League of They’re Owned

I think the point of the Sam scene was to set up a certain later event (book spoilers so I'm not saying what). Something Sam said to the kid really stood out to me...

“My ass misses you.” Yep. I sent that.

No more origin films. We know his origin. We’ll just assume he became a Bounty Hunter by answering an ad in the back of Blasters & Ammo and move on.

Here’s an even better trick that works faster that we learned in high school: tape 3-4 nickels together. Jam them in between the lock body and the item is is locked to. Stand on something. Deliver a swift kick to the lock. Voila.

Unlike Castle Anthrax, which was highly, umm, “pregnable”

This brings me back to my childhood.

If he was found guilty, why the heck this drawn-out trial?1!??!

Asshole parking.

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemon ants, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemon ants back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemon ants, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemon ants! Do you know…

Metal Man Tin is distraught over this failure to recognize his elemental importance!

The dog, post Clowney-bite.

"(Be careful if you're at work or have headphones in because the home page does have an autoplay video.)"

Why would we put a woman on the $20 bill? Then it would only be worth $15!

Fuck. All. Those. People.

Proof once more that "30 Rock" was not satire but a devastatingly accurate look at how networks work.

"...sick love child of Zardoz and the Fifth Element."