Third person is a piece of shit who wants the risk of an affair but the safety that if it falls apart with the affair they have the marriage to fall back on.

Saturday, March 17th. Shudder. 

More like “Ick bin ein berliner”! amirite?!

I did nazi this comment coming. 

What is the German obsession with eliminating things they consider undesirable?

As someone who has a twitter account but doesn’t use it at all, I’d say that half of blog posts include tweets from those reporters that you are referring to, so you can easily unfollow them and still get the important “news” but just reading a few blogs that suit your fancy.

My wife got on Twitter literally last week. She told me she only follows people who make jokes and the balance of jokes to other crap (specifically political comments) has to be at least 9 to 1. She checks her app once a day, gets no notifications, has no interest in tweeting, replying, or even liking. She just wants…

Journalistic integrity? I don’t think that term means what you think it means. It’s absolutely not a violation of journalistic integrity to withhold information out of respect for the family unless the public has a reasonable interest in that information. Drew’s not a president or a senator; while we’re all concerned…

I brush my teeth in the shower sometimes too. It’s efficient! And it lets you spend more time in a pleasantly warm shower! THIS IS THE HILL I WILL DIE ON! SHOWER TEETH BRUSHING OR DEATH!

Am I crazy, or is needing a 2 point basket with 12 seconds left to tie a basketball game not exactly “needing a miracle”???

Evil Thor would be a helluva twist, got to commend the MCU for their creativity.

I have a feeling the Venn Diagram of UF fans and Marlins fans is two circles next to each other. 

Actual governance has to still happen- it’s not all politics, you know?

Everyone forgets how magical blue cheese can be on beef. 

Stealth MVP? We just went from an episode where she kicked the asses of multiple demons to an episode where she played six characters. There’s nothing stealthy about that hottie!

The answer to why the reception room in the good place looks too old or too new is, of course, Jeremy Bearemy. I don’t know what else to tell ya

You see Ivan, tire cannot be of flat if it is made of puncture.

C’mon Claire - just say it: Chiffonade - that’s the cut of Basil you’re calling for.

...which is also a Fortnite dance.