Great point. That’s why when people say Mike Trout is good I’m like, naw. IF HE’S SO GOOD WHY DOESN’T HE WIN SOMETHING?????

Cosplay posts are this generation’s Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders calendar.

People who try to enjoy life are the fucking worst!

Didya see the headless toddler....soooo good

I’m halfway through Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. I don’t have a lot to say about it yet except that Ms. Wardwell’s whole presence is so fucking funny. She’s constantly dropping these weirdly ominous tidbits into conversations and gliding into rooms like Halloween camp personified and nobody finds it strange at all,…

This is literally the first I’ve heard of The 1975.  This site has never been the place for top 40 news. 

I mean it’s a subjective list of anticipated upcoming albums, not a comprehensive list of what’s coming out. And since the people making this list have decent taste, Imagine Dragons and Mumford and Sons aren’t gonna come anywhere near that list.

OMFG. GUESS WHAT COMES OUT TOMORROW:

Can we have regular postings of short and tall people standing together? Thanks.

Heres’s one that seems to be relevant today.

Please note that I do NOT endorse pissing with the stall door open.

I don’t even understand how this story got picked. Clearly fake, full of plot holes, and written poorly. 

And what about the VHS tapes?!?

Well Barack literally can’t be president again and Hillary was the least desirable candidate in 100 years. We need to put forth better candidates who are still eligible to run for office. I’m on your side, but bad and inaccurate take.

I think the take was a racist asshole tried to kill a former president and presidential candidate, which is what happened. So not seeing how this is a bad or inaccurate take. 

So Hillary sucks so placing a bomb at her house isn’t that big of a deal and it’s her fault anyways because Democrats need to elect better candidates? 

* beluga whales and sturgeon are completely different things. One is a mammal, the other is a fish.

Fuck Sideways sideways, that movie sucked.

Aggressive drunk slacker becomes notably successful with a fabulous beer business. (I’m pretty sure fazzo isn’t real slang, but it very easily could be).

Petition: Restaurants, please add more table.