So when they open up at home a week later the weather will be substantially better?

I don’t have anything pertinent to add, but I just wanted to say that this was a hell of an article. I don’t follow boxing or MMA very closely, but I was riveted. VERY well done.

I’m white enough to do uncool things, but Asian enough to still be uncool.

Aaaaaand I’m bringing this out of the greys because it is so impeccably out of place.

Get an instant read thermometer and then just look up a recipe. If you cook it to the right temperature, you wont kill anyone or serve them dry crumbly meat

There’s so many variables that go into this question. Like, does she make tzatziki? Is it good tzatziki? Do you already have the recipe? If not, do you know where she keeps it? And so on and so on....

Baseball is so far and away the best sport

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

It really is sad because, if you watch his stuff in the early 80's when he wasn’t “DICK VITALE” he was insightful and entertaining but he kept it reasonable for the most part.

I’m gonna need to see some peer reviewed studies backing any of this up, otherwise you’re just the smelly guy on the subway/in the office who spouts a lot of new age bullshit about why drinking raw milk is better.

The average man has 3000 square inches of body surface area, and you think reducing the sweat on 20 square inches of it has some sort of dramatic effect on the body? That’s some terrible logic.

And condoms are just chemicals you put on your penis to mess up your body’s normal STD-acquiring process!

Yeah, toothpaste is also bad because it fucks with your natural tongue/tooth film that is there to protect your mouth.

I’m 42, so I’ve probably already died, naturally mummified, and somehow still kept going on like I’m some sort of living human being.

The game is much more fun when it is free flowing back and forth. They should be trying to keep that going as much as possible.

I’m 39, which means I am officially both old as balls and not a millennial, and I’ve been waiting for them to do something about the end of NBA games since I got back into the sport fourteen years ago. Blaming it on attention spans is ludicrous. The back-and-forth fouling at the end of games has been an obvious…

The uncharted movie already exists though its called raiders of the lost ark.

Good to see our Army finally find an exit strategy after a 14 year straight years of losing. #MissionAccomplished

This was an especially emotional game for players and students of Army and Navy when you consider most of them are going to be killed in a nuclear war soon.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.