I’m halfway through Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. I don’t have a lot to say about it yet except that Ms. Wardwell’s whole presence is so fucking funny. She’s constantly dropping these weirdly ominous tidbits into conversations and gliding into rooms like Halloween camp personified and nobody finds it strange at all,…

This is literally the first I’ve heard of The 1975.  This site has never been the place for top 40 news. 

I mean it’s a subjective list of anticipated upcoming albums, not a comprehensive list of what’s coming out. And since the people making this list have decent taste, Imagine Dragons and Mumford and Sons aren’t gonna come anywhere near that list.

OMFG. GUESS WHAT COMES OUT TOMORROW:

Can we have regular postings of short and tall people standing together? Thanks.

Heres’s one that seems to be relevant today.

Please note that I do NOT endorse pissing with the stall door open.

I don’t even understand how this story got picked. Clearly fake, full of plot holes, and written poorly. 

And what about the VHS tapes?!?

Well Barack literally can’t be president again and Hillary was the least desirable candidate in 100 years. We need to put forth better candidates who are still eligible to run for office. I’m on your side, but bad and inaccurate take.

I think the take was a racist asshole tried to kill a former president and presidential candidate, which is what happened. So not seeing how this is a bad or inaccurate take. 

So Hillary sucks so placing a bomb at her house isn’t that big of a deal and it’s her fault anyways because Democrats need to elect better candidates? 

* beluga whales and sturgeon are completely different things. One is a mammal, the other is a fish.

Fuck Sideways sideways, that movie sucked.

I imagine that’s next week. That’s too big a string to leave dangling for this show.

I don’t think they could possibly be that shortsighted with her character.

Aggressive drunk slacker becomes notably successful with a fabulous beer business. (I’m pretty sure fazzo isn’t real slang, but it very easily could be).

I don’t see a Mike Schur series ending with “and they all burned in Hell forever, the end”. He’s telling the story of the journey of these characters, and it wouldn’t be satisfying for them to end up exactly where they started.

“Bleak” and “ballsy” get conflated a lot, but sometimes being earnest and optimistic is a…

It was nice to see that despite not remembering (again) anything about him Eleanor, as always, sees right through Michael’s lies. Those were bad lies but people often believe in what they hear to avoid things that are against their belief systems. She doesn’t allow him to distract her or let an explanation pacify…

Petition: Restaurants, please add more table.