I honestly didn’t see the indignation coming at all when I typed that up. I should have known better.

That’s how my kid was when he broke his arm too (he was 3 or 4). It definitely hurt him, but he was up playing shortly after and we almost left the urgent care because he had us so convinced that he wasn’t in pain any more and must have been fine.

Definitely grilled snake taco for me.

Let me clarify with - broke his radius and ulna at his wrist. Sincere apologies for glossing over the specifics in my internet commenting.

Little girl must have been as “meekly built” as her mom, amirite?

First - it was a joke. Second - I have kids. One of them broke both bones in his wrist and was more than capable of walking; but I understand that not everyone handles pain the same way. Third - it was a joke.

This... what is the point of adding in the “meekly built” part? She couldn’t just say “her mom was struggling...”?

Wait... so she broke her arm so bad her legs didn’t work? She couldn’t walk on her own; maybe just holding mom’s hand?

If she doesn’t find a way to use that in a debate, or at least in a recorded speech, then I’m going to be very disappointed.

I hope I’m not missing a joke, but you know that Shaq went to LSU right?

Amazing; I’m going to be stealing this.

As someone who has spent most of their life rooting for the Gators, I know for a fact that you could sell the ever loving shit out of a t-shirt with that logo. The people who would buy that are also the reason I left Florida 20 years ago; but I would endorse the shit out of you making a bunch of money off of them.

This is the recipe that I use, and yes, I actually use a mixture of cherry and grape tomatoes for it rather than the larger varieties. Just pull off the stem/leaf ends and give them a rough chop, or quick pulse in the food processor before adding them to the pot.

Oh man, tomato jam is the food of the gods. I usually describe it as ketchup forgrown-ups. It’s spicy and sweet, but doesn’t have the vinegary aspect (though the acidity from the tomatoes still helps cut the fattiness of the meat. It’s good on everything... burgers, country ham biscuits, egg sandwiches, and almost…

It was something like that... wish I remembered for sure.

I seriously don’t understand the people that can’t work a remote control. I have a two page set of written instructions to leave on the occasions that my mother in law watches the kids. Is the concept of an “input” button really so foreign to people?

Thank you for responding to them so I don’t have to.

I’m not going to lie... in college (abt 15 years ago) I borrowed a buddy’s lap top; and I could not find the fucking power button forever. I mean, it took looking for the damn thing for like half an hour spread out over several attempts. In fairness to myself, I was almost certainly stoned out of my mind, but the…

Ketchup is highly overrated. It’s mildly good at best, and really the only food it’s not actively bad on are cheap burgers and hot dogs. It just doesn’t do much for me, and I’d rather eat fries with nothing but a little salt on them than slather them with ketchup.

Glacier for the win.