Or the last one apparently:

I also get that Harambe jokes, despite the omnipresent threat of being run into the ground by unfunny people, are inherently funny.

Ha... but nope, there’s more sides to Philly... she’s from the shitty, big ass mall side.

As someone who married a girl from outside of Philly, this is beautiful.

I saw this list and clicked on it thinking “if Calvin and Hobbes isn’t number one, and Far Side isn’t number two then I am going in the comments and mocking the crap out of Girl Nathan” (I know that’s not his name, but it’s all I can see when looking at the byline).

Why would I want to carry a fucking bag around? I have watched my wife dig through her purse looking for shit and I want no part of that. Carry a fucking bag... god-damnit, avoiding that shit is why we have pockets in the first place.

I have the same list for the same reasons. I don’t even care about putting two things in one pocket, it’s about the fact that the only pocket that can comfortably hold a glasses case is the cargo one.

Prescription sunglasses are the main reason I like to wear them too. Who wants a fucking glasses case in one of the hip pockets.

For most peppers I think gloves are kind of silly... but I do have a story that supports the wearing of gloves.

Hmm... I swear last time I reloaded it, it said it was in beta, but maybe I signed up to be a beta tester once and forgot. I’m a real good tech user :-).

This... and they still call Maps a beta product.

This whole story, and not one mention of Dole Whip. That/those stands are the only thing about the whole Disney experience that truly make me happy.

I don’t know... I’m usually for some off-color humor, the cruder the better, but:

Is your comment really any less predictable? And really, how many ways can you describe stroking a big dong?

As a Forester, and now Legacy owner; I just want to say ‘fuck you’ to whoever thought that was a good way to fuck with the ignition coils. The Legacy is new enough that I haven’t had to do any routine maintenance on it, but my Forester was a bitch. I had issues with the ignition coils on that car, and you know wanted…

When you lend someone a book, you are *giving* them that book.. You just can’t expect it back on any kind of timetable for all the reasons Drew mentioned. If it’s a special edition or some shit, then yeah, you get it back; but then I think terms have to be laid out in advance (at least as far as a “hey, I really do…

I have family (from Florida) who willfully chose to retire to Effingham, IL. I guess my one uncle was from there, but these people all lived far better places than Effingham, IL. I don’t know how to properly describe how shitty Effingham is. It’s filled with shitty Illinois racist rednecks who know a lot about corn.…

It’s two days after the fact, so I recognize I’m being an ass by even replying at this point, but:

Haha... well, I wouldn’t endorse frying a turkey in the kitchen, but yeah... if they’re not made to handle liquids (flammable, or otherwise) then I would find this to have a fairly specific use, and probably wouldn’t purchase it.

Haha... well, I wouldn’t endorse frying a turkey in the kitchen, but yeah... if they’re not made to handle liquids…

OK... so *can* I fill it with oil and use it as an actual fryer? Or fill it with water and use it for canning?

OK... so *can* I fill it with oil and use it as an actual fryer? Or fill it with water and use it for canning?