Chances are pretty great that even if she had, her scheming lawyer could probably undo those things.

Oh... the NFL runs a couple of hour training program to “teach” kids how to handle lots of money. I’m sorry, I guess they’re fucking saints now. You really buy that PR bullshit; but somehow don’t actually follow the evidence when it’s right in front of your eyes. They very clearly only do anything about domestic…

Guy does this shit all the time... I hate him for it. The one time I got to sit close to home plate I saw him do that to a Strasburg fastball thrown at his neck.

Wait... you had gopher damage to your car? I’m guessing this is something stupid like “a squirrel chewed my wiring harness...” but please go on.

I haul big shit in the van more than you would probably think, but I hear you. Cars are definitely more fun to drive, but vans definitely are a lot more car like in their driving than they used to be (more care like clearly /= sporty sedan). Part of the year we have three kids (two with car/booster seats) and there…

I was starting to wonder if I imagined the talks lasting a couple of hours. Seeing your comment reinforces that they probably really did. Jesus, how many different ways can you say “why the fuck did you punch your little brother; you left a bruise on him (mother fucker deserved it every time; and still does…

Yes... I’m not sure how long those things went on anymore, but it felt like hours. I start getting tense just thinking about them.

Our other car is an old Forester, so I don’t disagree with you; except I’m not aware of any modern station wagons that can haul full sheets of plywood (could be wrong); but I’d argue that minivans are much more comfortable. Sure they can’t corner like an F1 car, but if we didn’t flip going around that corner when my…

The worst thing that happened growing up was when my parents stopped spanking. The sit-down lecture about their “disappointment” was so much worse.

Minivan guy - fuck all that extra stuff... we all have GPS in our goddamn phones, and they stick on the dash or window easy as hell. Also, when we looked at minivans the entertainment bullshit was another 1500. No what didn’t cost $1500? A Kindle and and a strap to put it on a headrest (basically Drew’s idea); plus…

Just how in the fuck does that guy have all that money to throw around? He was front row for the Nats/Giants on Sunday night too. This dude is flying all over, staying in hotel rooms, and spending hundreds to thousands of dollars for seats on an almost daily basis. Also, does he want to adopt a 37 year old?

Nope, you’re wrong again, but it’s OK. Look up the rules for a quick pitch. Should tell you that the batter is 50% of the equation. Also, no MLB ump has ever said “play ball” outside of the context of hurry up.

Well, time was called so it wasn’t really ‘within’ the rules, but it wasn’t against the rules either; he just wouldn’t have been out.

The batter not being in the box wasn’t relevant to time being called. The batter not being in the box was relevant to play being restarted though. Play can’t start until the batter is back in the box, and the pitcher is on the rubber.

It didn’t work because time was fucking called. Even if they had tagged him before he got back he wouldn’t have been out, because TIME WAS FUCKING CALLED. To make it even more ridiculous it was the Giant’s pitcher who had called time to rub up the ball.

Look dude, I’m with you in principle, but it wouldn’t fucking work. If you put an all-9 shot on our TVs, the the players would be so small that you wouldn’t see shit. These producers aren’t stupid. If your view worked it would be the one we have.

Take-5 is the best candy bar and everyone else can just shut the fuck up now.

I’m guessing you feel like a total shitheel now, huh. In the future remember we’re all about being snarky assholes down here in Kinja land; but we at least attempt to refrain from being ignorant pricks.

So cats are that “”friend” that will only ever come to your house if you’re buying lots of beer.

This, more than anything else, is why I learned to love essay tests more than any other style of test. I generally understood the subject matter and could write my way to a decent score, but when it came to multiple choice I got tripped up by middling answers, or poorly constructed true/false questions every time.…