I just want to take a moment to appreciate this sentence:

How OTL eventually got a hold of the notebook isn’t made explicitly clear in the story.

I haven’t been watching the tournament, but I’m always for a little Fox sports broadcast bashing. It’s bad enough when they try to cover college football using their NFL guys, at least that’s the same fucking sport, but what the hell would make them think that the guy that sucks at baseball broadcasting would be any…

Watch the video and count again Chief. Zero chance.

I wish... but intentionally hitting the other guys isn’t really the Nats MO. Sucks because teams think they can throw at Bryce without much retaliation. Roark got Votto earlier this year, but teams usually have to beg the Nats to hit them back.

Don’t ask monster truck drivers or fans, they’re obviously fucking morons. That’s 1-1/2 flips and a twist. There are exactly zero other opinions. Do you also think 3 is more than 4?

That was some bush league bullshit by Tabata. Clearly dropped his elbow to the pitch.

Baseball tickets should be on this list. My kids “take” me to the ballgame every year (or whatever years the Nats are in town, but it seems like just about every year). We usually go to several games with them every year, but it always makes me smile to know I’m going to get baseball tickets when I wake up on Father’s…

As one of my twitter “friends” posted: “The Nats would have classified Lincoln as ‘day to day.’”

Trout is fantastic, and has clearly had the better start to his career; who’s arguing this? But as has clearly been shown this year, when Bryce is healthy he’s even better. He’s got more to prove because he’s only been healthy for like 4 months of the last 2-1/2 seasons, but both of them can be considered generational…

Bryce Harper being a generational talent doesn’t exclude those guys from being one as well.

I hate you for making me laugh at that.

Yes, because that’s exactly how the Nats are built. Stupid comment is stupid.

I’m not processing this well. Hoping that his walking off is a good sign. Denial is the first stage of grief right?

Hopefully for him it’s the latter, because due to Amaro’s GM skills they have no one in their system. There was a time when they could have gotten good prospects for Utley and/or Howard. They can still get a good prospect or two for Hamels, but not nearly what they would have gotten a season and a half ago. That team…

Desi doesn’t exactly have a lot of trade value right now. Without a huge turnaround before the deadline he’s not going to bring much value without Rizzo adding legit prospects to the package.

I don’t know how close you are to Gaithersburg, but Gemelli’s Italian Market has pretty ridiculous italian sandwiches. Get the Parma one on a hard roll (if you get the soft roll, so help me god I will punch you right in the teeth) and thank me later.

Hamms definitely has it’s place for me. The “Dirty 30” was always a welcome thing for people to bring over to a house party. 30 pack was $9.99 all over town; in a state with no sales tax that’s a hell of a deal.

Seriously... the list of things I’d skip in order to get a handjob is very long indeed.

The schadenfreude of all things Redskins is easily one of the greatest parts of living in the DMV.