Good. Almost too good.

“cheated during the Super Bowl”

Transfer deadline day is always liable to turn up a couple shockers

Enjoy your typhus.

Or as Bill Belichick calls it... “The year’s most laugh-out-loud funny family comedy!”

Days of Thunder came out 25 years ago.

That sounds super fucking fun. Maybe I’ll build an AT&T park here on Vancouver Island

... and this is why the rent is so high in the bay area.

It’s also incredibly hard. The best hitters hit, like, .200.

Butthurt wiffleballers are the best.

Another reason to hate it here.

Sold: I’ve got family in Mass, been meaning to do a driving tour. This might be just the thing that tips the scales for next Autumn.

New England sounds like a magical land and I must go there. Pray, are there follies and walled gardens and balls (the dancing kind)?

Are those adults? Adults playing wiffleball?

I think I blew out my elbow watching that.

Smuggling cauliflower in they underwear.

I dont think that's an anomaly. I’ve heard a lot of guys say they won’t bother dating someone who they can’t see themselves settling down with. This includes my bf, whom I happened to meet on Tinder, and considered us “exclusive” after a couple of dates.

The best part about Bautista’s shot last night is that he was shit-talking the bleacher creatures in right the half-inning just before that. He was getting the “asshole” chant after taunting everyone there. Within 5 minutes he hits the go-ahead homer, then he comes back and congratulates himself in the bottom of the…