I thinks he’s worth more than Jerry Seinfeld. His movies have made billions. He’s done pretty well for himself, I suppose. 

I’d probably give it to Barry

Still have the auto play ads, I see

If I won the lottery tomorrow, I’d buy the leftovers of Gizmodo Media, hand the reins over, and let them do whatever the hell they want to do. Then I’d establish a trust, etc. but the first thing I’d do would be to liberate these guys from these assholes. 

Only the most devout follow all of the Words Of Wisdom to a fault. LDS is just like other Christian “style” religions. There’s a spectrum. You only get excommunicated if you go real “nuts” or actively campaign against the church. But you would definitely get some strong looks and hear some disapproving whispers if…

Animal abuse is a crime, though. She probably won’t be charged but it is their actual job to investigate if a crime was committed. 

Why? 

Um...Nevada?

The casinos are mostly run by Mormons now. Racism is actually a fundimental part of their religion. 

It’s parody trap or just trap but it’s not country in any way. 

Don’t care what esquire has to say. It was 20% in 2008. It’s been 20% since the late 1990s. My parents taught me $2 on $10 in like 1996

Wow

My parents taught me at a very young age (mid 1990s) that it’s $2 on $10, when in doubt round up, and include tax when figuring out the total tip. I still operate under those guide lines today as a baseline. It’s so easy!!

Are you from the US?

Overcharged?! When does that happen?

You must be fun at parties

That’s how it’s done here...

It’s been 20% since the early 2000s. My parents taught me $2 on $10 when I was a kid and that would have been the 1990s

It’s was definitely 20% in 2008...don’t be a garbage person 

You’ve heard of inflation, right? Why would a $1 a beer still be the standard when it was the standard in 1990? Am I worth less as a bartender now than I was in 1990? Is a server?