I went to Trinidad & Tobago shortly after they whooped the USMT. The locals ribbed me every chance they got. It was funny and sad. 

I went to T&T a few weeks after this and wow, I have never been ribbed so hard. It was hilarious and awful at the same time. Those guys figured out a way to bring it up in just about every scenario. 

Three hours early?!? Hahaha! I live within 6 miles of JFK and I’m in a cab so later than 4 hours. Minimum. 

I was 18 and living in Berkeley CA. I was unemployed and generally just being a teenage ass. I decided it would be a good idea to take a couple ecstasy pills and go for a hike in the woods/hills behind Cal. By myself.

I’ve traveled extensively throughout Central/South America and the Caribbean. Shorts, baseball hats, and high top shoes are very very common for everybody to wear unless you are a senior citizen, you’re at work, or you’re going clubbing. Then it would just be no shorts.

I’m a bartender and you better believe I’m wearing shorts in the summer. (It’s a very chill, Miami/Havana 1960s feel, bar)

I rarely, if ever, get sports stars in my bars but I do get a lot of celebrities. They all ridiculously over tip. I think it is partly due to the fact that they would never want us to leak anything bad about them to tabloids/social media.

Here is the real life wife and girlfriend of the two actors mentioned. Sure seems like a like they are writing from real life experiences...

Remember when France lost the World Cup because someone insulted another person’s Mom?

In high school and for a few years after I would regularly smoke weed with my friends and eat either three(?!?) carne asada grilled stuffed burritos from Taco Bell or two 4x4s animal style, fries, and a vanilla shake from In-N-Out. I’m 6'5 and weighed under 200lbs until my 30th birthday. Woah.

Sale’s “will to live”? He was pretty dominate last night...

I’m still lobbying for this to branch out to Food On Nostrand.

Why would you go to a George Lopez show of you didn’t want to hear awful and sometimes racist “comedy”?! And sit in the front row?! What was she expecting? That’s like going to a trump rally and being shocked by the Nazi presence.

Two good friends of mine had three kids before she was 22. They are in their early thirties now and having a blast. The kids don’t need babysitters. They are fun to hangout with. The teenage years have yet to set in but by the time they are in their early 40s it will all be over (for the most part). I’m thinking they…

Toss in the pancetta in the beginning with the celery, onion, and carrots. It’s just sorta makes everything better.

1: Thank you for your very necessary take down of this bullshit season!

Autumn is summer’s death rattle. It can go to hell.

Because that has ever happened...

How is Acadia that low?! You crazy, Patrick

Counterpoint: Danya Evans is the best. Discuss