Also, not to split hairs, but Holofcener is the screenwriter based on a novel by Tom Perrotta.

Hey, an important FYI for you. The director is Marielle Heller (who also directed Diary of a Teenage Girl). Holofcener was the writer.

A radio call or phone call to the info desk or the nursing station where this man is a patient at, matching the information on his patient ID bracelet, will be all the confirmation we need at our hospital. A couple of minutes to check. There are a lot of lawyers that can’t wait to sink their teeth into this slam dunk…

You are a security guard at a hospital. You encounter someone in hospital wear who says he’s a patient. How hard is it to verify that?

There’s a MASSIVE difference between registering a domain using the name of a business and actually making a website purporting to be that of the actual restaurant in question but with different contact info. The URL registration is not the main point of this article.

You shouldn’t have to buy up all the variations of your potential url to prevent companies from doing this bullshit.

Even without the interest in sports and academia, USC has been in tons of movies, tv shows etc.. it’s one of the big four in California along with Berkeley, Stanford and UCLA that are prominent in pop culture. Does the East Coast really ignore the rest of the country that much? 

The school cost about 79 - 85k to attend each year. It had some of the top programs in US, business, dentistry, film, very well endowed. There’s over 40k siren students in attendance. They don’t do wait list, you’re either accepted it your not. Some programs have a 3% acceptance rate.  Basically you have Stanford in…

My fave - you need to have XX% of your annual salary saved by age XX or you’re a lazy slacker who doesn’t deserve to retire. OK. Say you’re already saving a quarter of your paycheck. Does that mean you can say you’ve saved XX% of that and call it good? Obviously you don’t really need the other 25%, so why not?

So let’s say you run a small business called Wiggle’s Detroit Deli. You have wigglesdetroitdeli.com. If I, as GrubHub, came in, and over the span of five years registered wigglesdelidetroit.com, wiggles-detroit-deli.com, wigglesdetroitdeli.net, all without your consent, you wouldn’t be the wee bit skeptical?

Yes. It’s that prestigious of a school. If you plan on operating in the upper echelons of Los Angeles Society, USC is the place to be. Going there will open doors you didn’t know existed. I went to the University of Wyoming - aka the bargain basement of higher ed — I had to live in LA a few years before I realized…

If you read the story, you’d understand that many of these restaurants do have a website, and GH is allegedly registering multiple variations of the URL. 

I’ve been getting a lot of undercover-ads sliding into my Facebook feed that look like personal finance articles and then always end with the tip, “Take advantage of this Government Program to save $x,xxx on your mortgage every year! Banks hate that these programs exist, and they are definitely maybe possibly going to…

This could also be titled “the soundtrack to MsM’s high school years”

USC is a private university and not part of the UC system.

You probably shouldn’t share that tidbit about never having heard of USC. It’s very well-known (e.g. had best football program in country for years, multiple national championships, much to my displeasure - talk about corruption) and is probably in the top 25 schools in terms of academic rankings these days. It’s very…

No, see. This reminds me of the hullabaloo about Cynthia Nixon eating salmon on a cinnamon raisin bagel, and what people are missing is that a slightly sweet bagel against the salt of the bacon and the kick of the jalapeno is actually great. 

So 25% cash tip on DoorDash orders or gtfo?

Because Trump is demonstrably incapable of just having a photo op.