Thank god Mr Rogers is not alive to see this!

Megan Rapinoe is my new spirit animal. 

Or just replicate LaCroix by drinking plain soda water while glancing at a lemon or lime on your kitchen table.

I always thought I was straight but after watching that video, I am definitely gay now. I think I may also be into the sports now. What an attractive, intelligent woman. Call me, Megan!

Probably because kids don’t pay for cable any more, so they just watch reruns. Despite some original content, it seems like Netflix is mostly for reruns. I think I read Friends is their biggest show.

Ehh it’s just pulp entertainment. They’re not exactly on the paper-cutting-edge.

They need to wise up quick. We’re getting close to the point in history where Old Glory robot insurance is actually going to come in handy.

I work with college students, and they just watch The Office on Netflix over and over again. None of them have heard of Jack McCoy. 

Someone will buy it as a joke. That’s what this is, a joke Office Party for someone you hate.

You’ve never taken a sporcle quiz. You type in Cardinals, it gives you credit for every team named Cardinals. Just like his explanation for the Reds getting credit when people are searching for Red Sox. You type Red spacebar and it populates Reds.

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

You know what my pet peeve is?  (This is not a slight against you btw) That anytime we talk about our support for a female candidate, we always have to insert the caveat that “she isn’t perfect” because our politics as they are hold women to such a higher standard.  No matter how good they are, they are picked apart. …

if it doesn’t come with a bunch of tickets and a grab bag of cheap trinkets for people to barter for with said tickets, there is no reason for this to be a thing.

It was quite some time ago. They had a spaghetti and taco bar.

Is it the same as “How do you get two bagpipers in tune?”

Standard here is if you’re people will start to gather on friday even if they’re not important enough guests to be part of any friday prep (means not having to travel down early Sat morning, plus often it’s nice to see the closer friends before the mayhem begins). Wedding/Reception is sat then Sunday you have…

Since my cats have been living together for the last 6 or so years and don’t like each other, is it too late for me to try this?

not uncommon. They just call it a 3 day wedding retreat to sound fancy, it the same things most weddings do. Friday night you have wedding rehearsal and small dinner afterward. Saturday is the wedding, Sunday is a brunch for the out of towners who stayed the night and are leaving later that day.  

So you put the kitties into pairing mode?