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6/16/19

I am confused. Why would your guidance counselor be sending your SAT scores to Yale? Wouldn't you have the College Board or whoever send them directly to Yale?

6/14/19

I’ve got three or four people that I friended and then set them up to be hidden. Best of both worlds. They think we’re friends and I can blissfully pretend they aren’t there.

6/14/19

I dont think that when she’s calling him a bad guidance counselor that she is calling you a bad guidance counselor.

6/14/19

She recently friended me on FB to prepare for our reunion

6/14/19

At my HS graduation anyone who still owed parking fines or other fees got a bill in a folder at graduation instead of their diploma.

6/14/19

My guidance counselor recommended I go to community college. I had a 4.0 GPA, D-I-recruitable athletic ability and ultimately went to a top ten university. She literally spent no time looking at me, my grades, extracurriculars, or my interests, before blithely recommending I make a life-altering decision. Even at 16…

6/14/19

Ivy league schools require you to send your scores from CollegeBoard directly and not your school. Sounds like you don’t want to take responsibility here. The other schools might have accepted the unofficial scores but Yale didn’t. Just a thought!

6/14/19

I’m 43, and when I was coming up, all that nonsense was entirely on me. I don’t even remember talking about potential schools with her.

6/14/19

Sorry, the ice cream machine is down.

6/14/19

I got a friend request from a high school classmate a week after my mother died. Classmate, who I barely remembered, had become an antique dealer and conducted estate sales. So thoughtful, eh? I never friended that asshole.

6/14/19

I’m not sure why you sent a friend request.

6/14/19

I feel this deep in my heart, but I unfortunately paid my $50 outstanding balance even though it made me furious because my parents helped me go to school, and I wanted the paper. But I am SO PROUD of you!

6/14/19

It has been almost 14 years since I ate McDonald’s. That McFlurry might be the thing that gets me back in.

6/14/19

But to try and take some credit for the valedictorian isn’t right.

6/14/19

My memory is fuzzy but I thought it was the applicant’s responsibility to get SAT scores to the college. I remember looking up codes and filling in bubble sheets (I’m old).

6/13/19

Every time I get a friend request from some asshole from high school, it turns out they are a realtor. They are just trying to get business.

6/13/19

I suppose it’s because Canada’s McDonald’s menu is not terribly different from the US’s (Canada has poutine, and still has Angus burgers and McWraps, which are long-departed from US menus, but has never gotten the breakfast biscuit sandwiches, and still doesn’t do all-day McGriddles *shakes fist*) but whoever looked…

6/13/19

I go back and forth with those facebook friend requests. I get one from my former bullies every now and then and I think, “Am I still holding this grudge?” then I say, ‘hell yeah, if this request didn’t come with an apology, fuck them.”

6/13/19

Here’s how you to respond to Mean Girl, and your message will show up in her regular messages because she requested you. (I tested it once.)

6/13/19

I gave a commencement speech at my high school graduation and some idiots inflated a huge beach ball and played with it and the principal had to stop my speech in the middle, yell at the students, and ask me to continue. Back at home at our family party, my evil older brother kept replaying that part of the recording…