Hey now - he was mostly intact when you took him in. same thing with Nickelback. “The State” is a good album.

That’s the point - it looks like film stock from the 70’s.

Everyone knows the Ninja 250 is the best first bike evar.

So has this comment, yet it’s still valid :)

I think I got banned from Gawker.com for being somewhat trollish, so I spend more time here than I did previously. It feels much more like a friendly, positive community. It’s definitely a happier place than world politics for sure.

Come here and gimme some of that sweet chocolate.

What other options do we have?

This is fair.

Bree Olson cares to differ:

I’m not OK with this.

tell me that’s plasti-dip.

Oh shit!

Martin Landau is a treasure.

It’s glorious. I have eaten more popcorn in the last couple of months than at any point in my life.

I don’t think even The Onion would have gone there.

Indeed:

I see what you did there.

I keep thinking we’ve reached peak comedy for this campaign, but every day it gets better!

High as fuck.

Jesus... how did I not connect that before now?