You’re an idiot. I can type with two fingers just fine.

I understood that reference.

My sex life is none of your concern.

The Nightmare runs on people! PEEEEEEOPPLEEE!!!

Babe come over.

But I’m in the middle of a race.

You son of a bitch...

Dammit I was looking everywhere for that gif and all I came up with was this :(

Shenanigans!

I for one cannot wait to see what happens when you are riding with that board in a stiff breeze.

Because it’s in a motorcycle shop and because reasons.

It’s all those electric Zero riders. They always seemed off to me.

It looks like you’re trying to reply to a post on Gawker! Need some help?

We gave fall a miss and went straight to winter.

Glorious.

Oh you magnificent bastard!

A small price to pay to rid yourselves of Bieber.

You implement single-payer health care, and we will take him back.

No take backs.

A moose once bit my sister.