Well, he ruined any chance he’d ever have of working with some of the biggest publishing houses in the world, as a writer and editor. If this guy ever wants millions of eyeballs reading his shit ever again, he better get used to seeing “blogger” on his Twitter bio. Which is to say, he is in for a world of insult going…

I just got evicted from my house this week because the French writer my landlord got to share the house with me turned out to be a big fucking crybaby. I’m really not like French males who write.

I think she’s pretty much been sidelined into that role — as the voice of grown-up reason. But she won’t be eliminated. She’ll take her show and leave RHOBH before she’ll move down in credits on VPR. Anyway, I like that there’s someone to tell Kristen to shut up, tell Jax to grow up, tell James to go bus tables, tell…

My only issue with it is that I would feel insecure about my own body (in comparison to Lala, that is). If I were on your run-of-the-mill nude beach, I would be wearing the darkest sunglasses I could find. ‘Cause Americans ... they are huge.

What other “role” could she possibly play in this show, though? If she were straight up boss lady, the “kids” wouldn’t want to have anything to do with her. She has to straddle the line between friend/boss so she’s in on the gossip and gets invited to the parties (and can even host the parties). But then she just…

These are the missiles I get to duck when one friend’s posts, in particular, ends up on my newsfeed.

...the park-goers mostly consisted of families celebrating Easter;

And what has he done that is so bad? I don’t know why two consenting adults doing consenty things is so offensive to you. What I do think about Tom — and I just said this to another commenter — is that he probably wanted the trophy wife with the trophy brain and instead settled for Erika. A trophy wife (to him —…

When a woman says, “I’m not allowed to behave like that at home...” it sets off my dip-shit detector. I don’t blame Tom for going for her. The man is wealthy and probably had/has scores of women throwing themselves at him on a daily basis. At some point, of course he’s going to drop his guard. And frankly, there’s no…

She denied being the one that told Yolanda about the conversation that Anwar and Bella were mentioned in. Define “own” however you want or use a different word. In one scene, she’s telling the group, “It wasn’t me...” and in the very next talking head interview, “I said it...” I don’t even care that she told Yolanda —…

That’s pretty harsh. How many people do you help in your line of work?

Can you explain? She certainly did not own that whole situation at the beginning of the season when she ratted the group out for talking about Yolanda. (And not even saying anything bad.) She could have easily said, “Guys, can we talk about this later? I just got off stage and I’m in a great mood.” I do feel bad about…

I feel conflicted. On the one hand, he’s sorta’ a gross old man groping (aka marrying) a hot* young thing, but his law firm has done some fantastic work.

Where is this “Unseen Moments” footage? On the Bravo site?

In a Jax IamA (don’t hate me), he was very reluctant to give a straight answer. He said that while filming, they do legit work there. After filming, they all get a really long time off to decompress. To me, that sounds like they’re seasonal, temporary workers. Their seasons just happen to be when the cameras are…

Screw that. I’m rooting for Gordo.

I’m confused about Yo’s health advocate. I didn’t know health advocates fetch tea for their patient and the patient’s friends. That’s a sweet deal for Yo. She pays for someone to tell her not to mix acetaminophen with lemon cider, and that same person serves her the lemon cider. Is this a Malibu thing?

Maybe, but LVP told Rinna to tell you to type that. And Jiggy told LVP. And one of those dwarf horses told Jiggy. We must get to the bottom of this.

I believe he had been with a girlfriend the entire time he was dating Sherri. This is all according to her, of course. He also billed himself as some successful Hollywood producer and it turns out he was only ever really attached to just one or a paltry number of projects that may or may not have ever earned anything.…

That’s what I don’t understand. I get that Sal turned out to be a dog. She could have been the bigger person and fought for full custody. If that happened — even if she lost and she still got stuck paying $4k to this dirtbag every month - people would have more respect for her. Look, I was never on the same page as…