She has no problem declaring the world is flat (or that she can’t prove it’s not - 1:05) and did once sell all of her belongings and give away all of her money because she was told the world was coming to an end (I heard her say it - it was before the View). Sherri Shepherd lives by different rules than most of us (in…

If my first employer called me and invited me to come back to the office to work, I’d say no, too. I don’t care what this did for their career. They fulfilled their contract and now have different goals and aspirations. This is not a diss to any to their Full House fans.

Hyperactive thyroid can do that too.

Why stare at thumb monkey when you can watch one get combed with a toothbrush.

Years ago I had a gig getting one etiquette expert booked on radio shows around the country. I had to deal with these morning guys a lot and for the most part, they were all pretty polite and very professional on the phone. They would warn me ahead of time what their show is like and give me the chance to back out (I…

I’m just glad beard culture has been adopted by medical professionals. Otherwise, how would we even know those ER docs were old enough to practice medicine. Or drive.

You got a lot of responses so someone may have mentioned this, but it’s not smart to have a school secretary in charge of your kid’s allergy meds, much less their ADD or asthma meds. That’s what’s happening in Flint - and apparently when you grew up, too. I went to school in Philadelphia and my schools always had a…

I don’t know if this is the breach of contract he’s talking about but following the split, Jon did have a nice little “appearance” gig in Vegas and it was reported he was doing a line with Ed Hardy - which I don’t think panned out. But he had to have some $5k p/m apartment in New York City and squandered any goodwill…

So you never heard of Queens, Brooklyn, Bronx, and Staten Island? If not, you don’t live in the middle of nowhere. Middle of Nowhere still has internet or TV or newspapers. I don’t know where you live. Or did you just think that people in Brooklyn live in single-family houses with backyards, front yards and an…

Same here. And just recently I was doing population research. Just 2.2% of the US is Jewish. I was floored. I feel like I must know 80% of them.

Was David the guy who had himself filmed standing next to some stranger’s car for his episode of the local public TV show they interned for? That was pretty embarrassing.

I ran into Danny one afternoon at a sneaker store in NYC. Weirdly, I had just come from catching a few episodes of his season on TV and it had to have been one or two seasons after NO at that point. When I told him I was just watching the show he said, “Oh, you watch that crap?” He was only 25% kidding. He was with a…

I see your point boils down to “I WANNA BE RIGHT” (including caps lock). After, push out your lower lip and let your eyes get dewy. Finally, accuse everyone else of being snarky and meeeeeaaaaan. Throw in your favorite “boo me!” emoji, take your ball and run home. You’re probably dismissed a lot more than you even…

Helen would have been charged with vehicular manslaughter and faced with up to 15 years in prison in NY. Not only was she intoxicated, but she didn’t even have her eyes on the road. I think the writers of the show intentionally created this scenario to eliminate any doubt about whether she would have been found guilty…

So you didn’t mean to say this:

Because Helen would go to jail for driving drunk. Even if Scotty was literally thrown in the path of her car and she was going the speed limit. She would blow over the legal limit and with one DWI under her belt, her punishment would be severe and unforgiving. Noah doesn’t want that to happen to his ex and he doesn’t…

It’s all part of the NEW AND IMPROVED GAWKER MEDIA to only report good news. Well written news. Relevant news. I believe they scrapped Morning After, which was their version of a recap site. I’m not sure if they started the ‘new and improved’ stuff yet.

James also claimed that his parents and the Vanderpump/Todd’s were besties. Or new each other more than casually. It was promptly followed by a talking head of Lisa saying she’s only ever met James’ parents (or mother) once. I won’t believe the George Michaels relationship ‘till it comes from Michaels’ mouth. And even…

The third guy is definitely a dick, too. But not a clown like first verse guy. In the circles Simon ran in early in her career, it would surprise me to hear about any star that hadn’t strayed from his (or her) marriage.

It’s really that first verse you wouldn’t want to be about you, right? The second one is just a more eloquent way of saying, “Fuck, you dumped me. You suck. (I shoulda’ known.)”