They’re actually looking through his crotch, at his wallet in his back pocket. Like Superman, except hoes. I believe the prophet Soulja Boy wrote of this 

Accessed without permission through associates profiles, thus stolen. Information was taken without permission from what was supposed to be secure and handed to people who should not have it, thus stolen.

Important scientific question for you - what’s with the second ‘r’ in “Garry”??

Beavis unborn child?

I think it’s fair game to say you simply don’t like a certain performer, or you don’t share a comedian’s sense of humor. But it’s meaningless to says someone “sucks” when that person’s career is clearly going very well! Besides SNL, Michael Che has what most stand ups can only dream about: a huge following and a…

they should replace the doors of whatever room gets fired from with those office doors he hates so much, tagged with the message “resent me? Well don’t let me hit your ass on the way out.”

And they’re free to do that. Youtube, however, as a private company, has no obligation to provide the means for them to do it. It’s their house, they set the rules, if you don’t like it you can host your shit somewhere else.

I can’t be the only one who read “Rhode Island’s youngest state senator” in the headline, glanced down to see a video freeze-frame of Paul DiMaio, and wondered “that’s Rhode Island’s youngest senator?”

He probably thinks it means ‘rapist’.

One Newsweek staffer summed up the dysfunction to Splinter on Friday: “It’s just beyond my scope of comprehension.”

Could it be that Arizona is getting tired of being a national laughing stock?

Jezebel sucks so badly in this way. I wish this conversation was on the Root.

.............. “There’s a rerun of ‘Law & Order’ that night.....”.............................

This commercial is such BS. Everyone knows that the new changes to the stand your ground laws allow white people to shoot minorities within 100 yards of them. This guy would never get this close to a white woman.

I am mortified to report that I watched every episode of Chachi’s douche laden reality show.

It’s not a simplistically binary-only choice. Stop drinking that Kool-Aid and passive-aggressively splitting the voters on the left.

Please please please let this mean she is running for office.

Yeah but Victorian 18 is, like, present-day 31.

We really dodged a bullet there, didn’t we?

oh fuck off.