They’re actually looking through his crotch, at his wallet in his back pocket. Like Superman, except hoes. I believe the prophet Soulja Boy wrote of this 

I think it’s fair game to say you simply don’t like a certain performer, or you don’t share a comedian’s sense of humor. But it’s meaningless to says someone “sucks” when that person’s career is clearly going very well! Besides SNL, Michael Che has what most stand ups can only dream about: a huge following and a…

they should replace the doors of whatever room gets fired from with those office doors he hates so much, tagged with the message “resent me? Well don’t let me hit your ass on the way out.”

I can’t be the only one who read “Rhode Island’s youngest state senator” in the headline, glanced down to see a video freeze-frame of Paul DiMaio, and wondered “that’s Rhode Island’s youngest senator?”

He probably thinks it means ‘rapist’.

One Newsweek staffer summed up the dysfunction to Splinter on Friday: “It’s just beyond my scope of comprehension.”

Could it be that Arizona is getting tired of being a national laughing stock?

Jezebel sucks so badly in this way. I wish this conversation was on the Root.

.............. “There’s a rerun of ‘Law & Order’ that night.....”.............................

This commercial is such BS. Everyone knows that the new changes to the stand your ground laws allow white people to shoot minorities within 100 yards of them. This guy would never get this close to a white woman.

I am mortified to report that I watched every episode of Chachi’s douche laden reality show.

It’s not a simplistically binary-only choice. Stop drinking that Kool-Aid and passive-aggressively splitting the voters on the left.

Please please please let this mean she is running for office.

Yeah but Victorian 18 is, like, present-day 31.

We really dodged a bullet there, didn’t we?

oh fuck off.

...where did she talk about Clinton? Clinton’s chilling in NY right now. We’re in Trump times now and this is happening now.

I don’t know how to do gifs and emojis. But I’ll just type blank face and leave

*blank face*

I am a teacher (High school math, formerly English and History), and I cannot find this amusing. I remember being 9 and getting mad when a teacher was wrong. Germany isn’t landlocked Mrs. Hampton!

Well, there’s also post-viral cough. Which is a bitch and can hang on forever, but the only thing that helps is sauna, and, weirdly, that thing with the Vicks Vap-o-rub in your socks at night (THERE IS NO REASON THIS SHOULD HELP. NONE. I HATE THAT IT WORKS FOR ME.) and Cadbury’s creme eggs.