They're trained to do that at a very young age when a trainer does all he can to scare the crap out of the chimp -usually beatings. http://chimptrainersdaughter.blogspot.com/p/about.html

So the injuries you saw, which were several days old when you saw them, we're not so bad? I saw a photo of a whip mark with dry blood and a scab (again that had several days to heal). What the hell kind of injury on a child -caused by a grown male who's a professional athlete- would look bad?

A stunt ceremony like that is used to sell papers, hopefully subscriptions. They're used all the time in all kinds of local campaigns to attract community interest. it's a pretty well known marketing technique.

But wondering about it on an internet comment threat could make it pre-meditative. I'm no lawyer so I don't really know. Anyway, Stand Your Ground doesn't seem like a viable defense for anyone that's not white, usually male, and doesn't have a brown person in his crosshairs. Re: brown domestic abuse victim that fired…

This should be the featured comment. Don't know why the first thing I see is "San Fran must be an awesome place." Anything I could do to make that happen, let me know.

I'm sure they just prayed for your soul then gave themselves a nice, warm pat on the back for it. And right now, on some antiquated, a-woman's-place -is-in-the-kitchen blog, some old bitty fueled up on Jesus and righteous indignation is using your story as the poster child for the fingers-in-her-ears, pro-baby-killer…

The wives of male lawmakers? Are you sure you're responding to the right comment? I'm trying to explain to RBrian that pro-choice is not synonymous with pro-abortion.

News flash: pro-choicers aren't "really for abortion" either. We just believe we have a right to make decisions about our own bodies. And, specifically, old white, male lawmakers should have no say in our reproductive health. If you want to research this, you can find out that pro-choice leaders at some point…

Are we sure he's alive? I've never seen a dog that relaxed in my life. But I have a nervous little toy poodle (though not yappy!). Not many dogs do relaxation like goldens.

The copy editor, aka headline writer, I'm gonna take a wild guess and say is a 57 to 62 year old relic of the newspaper world teetering on the edge of complete uselessness in a world that is no longer willing to pay for the only job he is capable of doing.

That second part, right on. Someone who is being abused should never be encouraged to stay in the abusive relationship. As for the first part - all of it, from "the safer option," to "let [the authorities] deal" - couldn't be more off base and downright dangerous if not handled correctly. You are literally the worst…

The comedian Todd Glass may be the guy you're looking for. Came out on WTF (podcast) maybe a year or so ago. Just appeared on The Daily Show on Thursday, which you can see online, hawking his new book about his coming out experience. It's still painful how uncomfortable he is in his own skin - the masculine gay guy.…

That's impressive. Did you learn that from your public education? We ('muricans), would never learn something that useful, or historic. Why are we fucked? Obummer, of course. Why don't we have universal healthcare or sick days? Well, socialism. And I like voting against my own interests because the Walton and Koch…

You need to watch more Locked Up Abroad. When you're not, ya know, out doing stuff.

You'd probably like the story of his insane dog. It was featured as a segment. Not sure how long ago. Though, I'm pretty certain it's been sometime between now and 2009. I know I heard it while driving and I've only been living in a driving town since '09.

How does your cable "almost" go out? Doesn't it either go out or not go out?

The sad part is that this is a consumer market - when it comes to print media. So Allure's gotta' bow to these freaks or risk someone not reading the magazine. It could possibly take one cancelled subscription to cause another dinosaur to tank.

I get it if you're on the motorcycle or on the mountain bike. It's the guy standing next to his car or motorcycle (with arms crossed, looking very proud ) that is strange to me. I recall a season of the Real World many many many years ago (first New Orleans season). The cast was required to produce video segments for…

Just wondering what the stats say about guys-with-vehicle? And guys without a shirt (in a selfie-in-a-mirror way, not a natural, surfing-day pic way). So many pics of dudes with cars or motorcycles. It's almost (meaning not at all) comic. And then the shirtless selfie. I get that you want me to see that you're defined…

my school was like that. I skipped the big stadium ceremony because the English department had it's own small ceremony. My parents said they were upset, but I call crap. Instead of fighting in city traffic for hours, paying for a parking spot, sitting in a stadium with thousands of strangers and listening to pointless…