Mr. skt.smith,

It's like a really long joke with a super soft punchline.

Wow, I TOTALLY agree. Not even funny or a particularly good one.

I think the criticism still stands being on Kotakus front page. Maybe Luke should be a bit more wary about the quality of the content he shares to Kotaku.

But alas, it still gets posted on the Kotaku front page.

Not worth it's own article imo. In the future when writing posts like this, I'd advise at least a compilation of humorous reviews for a specific game, rather than just one cute one.

*Charlie and the chocolate factory. Tim Burton didn't do Willy Wonka.

I'm still waiting for the Kotaku article that celebrates gaming's greatest feminist.

If what they are focusing on is men and redirecting their "testosterone", then instead of making a "video game rehab" they should just make it MAN CAMP. At MAN CAMP, you learn to fight bears and catch fish with your hands. Teach crazy survival stuff, make it sound like your alternative is somewhere between being a…

When I was younger, I withdrew pretty extremely from my social and academic lives, and developed compulsive video game playing habits. It was deeply unhealthy, and I'm incredibly lucky that I got the help that I needed at the time. At one point in my life, I had absolutely no plans to finish high school, and now I'm…

Some people buy boats, yachts and other aquatic devices. But I want to live in a luxury submarine for when the apocalypse happens.

It flew much more. The soyuz is one of the few success stories.

Exactly how many of our aircraft carriers have been sunk in the last 70 years?

Meh....given the Russian Navy's track record, I give it a year (at the outside) before it either explodes, implodes, melts down, breaks down, crashes, burns, or otherwise just kills its crew.

This is like my Deus Ex of movies, anytime someone mentions it I have to re-watch it.

"The K-329 Severodvinsk is the first of Russia's Yasen-class nuclear attack submarines, successor to the older Akula-class and designed to counter America's nuclear-powered Seawolf and Virginia class submarines. "

I see where you're coming from! With a pie, though, you have to bake it to eat it. If you don't, it will not be good. With this, you can make it and eat it immediately if you're not super concerned about the consistency and it will be good. The recipe is called "Five Minute Ice Cream Cake," so with that, and the…

Aww, I like those ice cream sandwiches :(

The process of making it takes five minutes, not "it's ready to eat in five minutes." I imagine you could eat it immediately if you made it fast enough :P

> "Make a Cheap Ice Cream Cake in Five Minutes"
> "at least two hours to set"