This just in: If you break the law, you’ll be arrested.

Hahaha. Cue irrational laughter.

I keep on seeing this lists of people who have things to say about Hillary losing, and their fear of Trump. Do you think that many people who are happy will send mail to Gawker? I think not.

Never mind the whole riots over Hillary losing.

Here’s a comment that will stay grey:

The world would be a better place if more sane people had guns. One guy with a rifle? Dead. One ‘raging’ crazy person with a few knives? Less ragey against Citizen’s encouragement and Citizen’s arrest. It isn’t pretty, and it isn’t nice. The world isn’t a nice place. (My ‘safe…

Why does my dad watch this show?

More Gawker lies! That gator isn’t having sex.

Before the Fallout: From Marie Curie to Hiroshima is also excellent.

I need to see a better photo of her chest... for Science.

(No, really, I’m wondering about the discoloration on her skin next to it.)

I need to see a better photo of her chest... for Science.

(No, really, I’m wondering about the discoloration on her skin next to it.)

Cool.

Someone should have called and warned them that there was a fire coming.

Have you read the book, The Martian?

Haha. You’re cute.

That post took me, like, two seconds to make. I was the first to reply to the post. And it has a grain of truth: to buy an apple product, one must sell their child. Or get a loan. (How do you think college kids get Mac laptops?)

You’re reading too far into my trolling.

This Fetal Monitoring System Is The Best Thing Apple Has Ever Done for Rich Women.

Buy yourself a new Iphone 6es instead. I hear it comes in orange.

I hate the bloody ads. They even autoload on mobile. No thanks.

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