At least these people are driving them and not locking them away in garages.

*wiv

People really need to stop doing the fight club joke. That shit is played out.

Kongrats on KOZD/TOZD (Komment of ze Day/Thread of ze Day)

Hey! "Poke" You!!! "Another poke"

also forgot the sublimal teachings of dragooning jalopnik is very good at that underhanded stuff :)

Ze gear box und ze navigashion ist kaput, herr owner!

Ve are zorry you ordered a Mini with ze automatic, because ve don't think you deserve to drive zis car ve have omitted ze flappy-paddles. Please order a new mini with ze correct gearbox.

I would actually think more of BMW if they did that.

Anyone can correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe these are engines of the various specs:

In the Iphone-savvy BINI customer niche this could even work.: There's a new one, you must buy it! Why? Because its new!

Most amazing comment thread EVAR.

That was absolutely brilliant.

Unfortunately, you can now get a JCW MINI without a manual. End of Days.

They don't. I think what happened was that they ordered the JCW optional steering wheel on a Cooper S.

"Uh, you bought a Mini Cooper what were you expecting"

OH SNAP!!!

Dammit. You beat me to it.

Don't know if they do, but I had the opportunity to race a 2013 GT-R Black Edition at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway a few months back.

"Stole" no moreso than our bloated military-industrial nightmare, Israel and other dependents, the entire financial and property development/real estate spheres, etc.