But what if giant aliens emerge from the sea-floor? We have to be ready...

The KTM X-Bow has no luggage space, no windshield, has a harsh track-tuned suspension and is bonkers quick. So good luck getting anywhere in comfort without getting your car impounded for speeding.

Thanks for the Hat Tip Travis!

Travis hooked me up, but thank you for looking. Here is a Maserati for your troubles (wallpaper size)

Thanks man!

Excellent! Thanks Travis.

This is an awesome pic, that would make for great wallpaper. Do you have a link/copy without the "Morning Shift" logo?

Class "A" fucktard...huh. I'm so glad I got promoted I was a class "B" fucktard for such a long time. Thanks man, you really made my night.

You know how you have won an argument?

Artificial intelligence...indeed ;)

Thanks Bandit. All those Philosophy/Logic classes pay off sometimes.

Wow dude. It's ok, you don't have to like diesels. When I said, "this is why we can't have nice things I did not say fast things." This is Jalopnik, many of us like wagons, diesels, and BMWs. The M550d is all three, it is a nice thing. For some of us 0-60 times are not the end-all, be-all that determines a car's worth…

Excellent

What do I win?

Yes very, I don't know of any petrol car in the US with 188hp that will get to 60 in under 5 seconds. I'm sure you have access to things we don't. For example...

I hope not.

What petrol car with 188hp hits 60 in under 5 seconds?

As would we all :)

Oh that freaky GT thing is coming, there is no escaping the BMW market-niche onslaught

This is why we can't have nice things. Good job America!